I just realized that Arno is the only protagonist that has outfits that don’t cover his…behinds. I hope Ubisoft will continue this route
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“I imagine an orgy, with my 3 favourite assaSINS: Jacob, Arno & Ezio, as I am a dancing just for them, and they want to satisfy me equally, but I can’t decide who might be the best…”
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“My first Assassin’s Creed-centric wet dream involved me as Élise de la Serre, being fucked hard by Shay Cormac… I actually orgasmed so hard it woke me up. “
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‘Imagine watching a movie in the dark on a couch with Arno, his arm draped over your shoulder. You lean in and kiss him on the cheek, his warm lips soon reach yours. You two devote your attention to each other rather than the movie. Your hands wander down his chest,undo his pants and begin to taste the French baguette. His one hand is gently stroking your back and the other squeezing your behind continuing to speed up and soon he peaks. You lick your lips and he is more than happy to return the favour.’
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“Je bois l’eau d’Arno”… I guess I’ve something from all these years of French… “Arno mange moi.“
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‘Arno would love to use his red scarf to blindfold you, making you kneel at bed in front of him as his hands roam over your body, touching and pleasuring you until you come under his gentle and feather-like touches. He’ll then kiss the back of your neck, letting you slump against him and whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he takes the remaining of your clothes off and proceeds to make sweet and gentle love to you, making sure you are calling his name by the time you cum again…’
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‘A friend of mine showed me a full body picture of Arno. The first thing I said was “Frenchie has a long baguette in his pants. I wonder if his buns are just as good too?”’
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There’s no doubt Signore Dorian’s buns are very high quality
Even Signore Frye approves~
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“After viewing yours Dirty Secrets for the first time, last night I had a dream in which Arno came to my office, without any word he just hugged me from behind and left a kiss on the back of my neck. I haven’t been kissed or touched that way in five years and the dreamed kiss, the feelings were so realistic that now I can’t stop thinking about it. And the truth is: I want more of this French Chevalier now. Much more. This is your fault, m’ladies! And thank you for that”.
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‘Dirty food confession: I wanna taste me summa dat Malik’s leeks and Arno’s Durians.
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Sorry to use that image–I figured it was perfetto for this confession.
– Ezio Auditore