“I want to swallow Arno’s block of cheese whole.”
Confessed by: clehjett
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“I see Arno being the dutiful partner but Élise being the horny lover. When Arno leaves to work, she would trap him in her legs strong thighs and use that position to lave up his growing shaft, whispering and moaning for him to stay, tease him to the edge of her entrance and he has no choice but to return the favour, cursing her in endearing French.”
Confessed by: clehjett
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‘I’ll imagine Arno filling up a suit of armour and a codpiece built for the Mountain.’
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‘I have this headcanon that modern day Axeman likes strip clubs and that you are his favorite dancer. One night you decide to tease him, making him go hard. When you’re done, he takes you to his place and fucks you with that thick cock of his👌’
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“I think Arno would make a nice ahegao. 👅”
ahegao – basically a Japanese word for a face one makes while having sex.
~Claudia
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‘I want Arno to fill up my puits d’amour (lover’s well) with his French vanilla cream~ ♡’
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Sorry, I had to do it.
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– Ezio Auditore
‘I want to seduce Arno with a fan in my hand and wearing just tights, while laying in his bed. 👄 Yes that’s a reference to Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette.’
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Oh~ You mean like this, amore?
~Claudia
‘I can imagine Arno and Élise being very passionate in bed. I’d imagine that anytime Élise sees another woman ogling those cheeks she’s turn into a raging Fury. She’d feel strong when she knows Arno would never turn an eye to anyone but her. I can see Arno worshipping that massive rack of hers and whispering her name in that soft caress of a voice he has. I see her getting down on him so harshly and deeply with her ass in the air. The love story was so perfect I died when revenge got in their way.’
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‘Okay, so since Unity never gave us the faces or names of the Frenchman Four, I’ve decided that Greencoat is Nawab Faizi, an English-Persian model. All I can say is Imagine this man being protective of you around any of the other flirtier assassins, and showing you who you belong to when you’re both alone. The idea of his face giving me an intense stare is enough to give me chills….’
‘Hello again, I want to confess a thought that lately crossed my mind about Haytham and Élise’s mother… I believe that Élise de la Serre‘s true father was Haytham Kenway. I’ve read both Forsaken and Unity books, also played both games and the similarities between the characters of Élise and Haytham are surprising. They‘re not just similar in opinions about the Templar Order, but also in their manners. Treating their horses well, calling their opponents names like “Pointy Ears“ or “Red-Scarf“. There is even resemblance in their fighting style and when Arno or Connor screws up they both comment sarcastically “Well played.”) Now I can‘t stop fantasizing about Julie de la Serre meeting Haytham Kenway somewhere in London or France, doing some Templar business with him and then fucking with him all night, feeling no guilt or remorse towards her husband François de la Serre. -//- Julie was a stubborn, combative girl and she kept many vérités cachés from her husband François. I also wanted to thank you for posting my confession I wrote before this. Your blog is amazing. You are a real bunch of talented and sweet people. Keep up the good work!’
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