‘I want Crawford Starrick to fuck me like a dirty whore’
‘I’m so thirsty for the older man trope right now, and I can’t stop thinking about older Jacob Frye. Whether he’s my horny neighbour, my boyfriend’s dad who has a much bigger cock and sexual prowess, or he’s simply a stranger in a chatroom where I’ve expressed my penchant for an older man, the result is always the same – me on all fours at the edge of the bed while he stands behind me, fucking me like there’s no tomorrow.’
‘Someone sent in an ask/confession about a blog called BritishFilth on Tumblr so I got really curious and listened to one of the audio posts. The only thing I can think about is how sexy it would be to hear Jacob or Shaun whispering in my ear all the dirty things they want to do to me. In the end, after working up my body, they’d do everything they’ve whispered in my ear.’
Confession [@ct9ner]
‘Just imagine this: you’re sitting with Edward and Jacob chilling in the living room. Until things started to heat up when both of them hooked your legs over theirs, revealing your lace underwear. Both of their hands went down and rubbed your clit, Edward was gentle but Jacob wasn’t. He likes a bit of roughness and teasing. Edward took your chin to face him, staring for a moment before capturing his lips with a tender kiss, while Jacob was enjoying teasing your clit and wanting you to moan.’
‘Is it too much to ask to have Jacob and Kassandra dominate me? Or have Kassandra push me against a wall and growl in my ear about how much of a dirty girl I am while she fingers me 😩✨’
‘Gods I really want Evie to eat me out while wearing that military suit outfit. Every time I see her wearing that it gets me so turned on.’
‘My birthday is November 22, and all I want is for Ezio, Arno, and Jacob to tend to me. I’ve been rather stressed out and having those three “pamper” me on my special day would make me feel like a Queen. Anyway can I book them for the weekend too~?’
Confession [@crazy-redridinghood]
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‘I want a hot, steamy, dirty threesome with Crawford Starrick and Dr. Jonathan Reid from Vampyr. Gives me tingles just thinking about it. 😍’
Confession [@castielsangel-x]
‘I low-key ship Jacob Frye and Garrett from Thief 4! They’re both sarcastic and snarky af with Jacob being lighthearted and jovial and Garrett being a broody boy, I reckon Jacob would dom the f out of Garrett as well, making him all flustered and teasing into how much leather Garrett wears.’
Confession [@oneeyedalicegame]
‘Since it’s Evie’s birthday, I’d love to worship her body like a goddess she is. Sucking on her beautiful breasts while fingering her. Lucy Thorne can join in on the fun. 😉’