‘The very idea of fucking Altair’s brains out in a hale pile after a successful mission, all sweaty and dirty, makes me wet. I feel like he’d know just what to do with those skilled fingers of his ;P’
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“I now cannot stop picturing Yusuf practicing his Turkish oil wrestling skills on me. Naked. In bed. Whispering dirty things in Turkish in my ear. Then, when I’m a helpless, gibbering pile of aroused jelly, barely able to hold myself up on all fours, he’ll fuck me hard but slowly from behind, his hands roaming my oil-slicked body. Be still my beating heart!”
What a great sport to practice…
~Claudia
[X]
‘I can’t help but stop from wondering if I would do a cosplay of Sofia Sartor I would be perfect one because I have exactly huge boobs as hers and my hair is almost like hers. All what is missing is only my DILF-Ezio ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)’
Confession [x]
“I’ve fantasize about secret trysts with Yusuf in the secluded areas of the Ottoman Assassin hideout. Nearly being caught makes it exhilarating.”
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“It’s amazing that no one confessed a sin on Sofia. I mean, come on! Her tits are amazing! I just want to motor boat them so badly!”
Well, we do have some confessions of Sofia, not as many as we’d like but we have them! Perhaps you can send some more?
~Claudia
Confessed by: w1ng3dassass1n
[X]
‘I’m sleeping peacefully until I feel someone breathing against my neck. Slowly I open my eyes and see 40ish Jacob as incubus nuzzling against my fingers. “Awake are we, mio caro?” I hear someone purring in my ear and I turn around seeing Revelations!Ezio as vampire. “We both are hungry for you, love,” Jacob purrs and winks at me naughtily making me blush fiercely. Quickly Jacob cups my chin and kisses me hungrily as Ezio licks my fingers and bites them gently. Oh God those DILFs ୧♥ω♥୨’
Confession [x]
“I’m a bit of a sapiosexual and I like older men, so even though Ezio from AC II and Brotherhood were quite charming, the whole search for wisdom and truth of Revelations’ Ezio was a complete turn on for my poor self. Sexy accent, sexy beard, sexy man, lots of books. Had me climbing on the walls yes it did. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
Confessed by: synchnexus
[X]
‘I headcannon that Clay loves to give oral, and that he’d let you do anything to him so long as he could bury his face in your cunt and go to town 😉’
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