‘I want Blackbeard to fuck me all night long in every way possible. Every time I imagine his face between my legs my pussy gets so wet.’
‘Edward Kenway and Isabela from Dragon Age. Yes, *that* Isabela. Just imagine these two sexy pirates dueling each other in more ways than one. 😉 And they take turns doing it as well on their own respective ships. ;)’
“I’m a bisexual woman and I think Mary’s James Kidd outfit is goddamn sexy”.
’It’s not fair! Every time I’m playing Assassin’s Creed 3, I want to push Connor up against a tree and fuck him so hard. It’s made so much harder by the fact that Connor’s daddy and grandaddy are so impossibly sexy as well. Goddamn it, if things went my way, there would be an epic four-way. Those three men all over me. Damn it Ubisoft.’
‘I want a threesome with Ah Tabai and Thomas Hickey.’
‘I honestly want to fuck Charles Vane. In fact, have HIM fuck ME. I always feel weird when I start masturbating and my mind accidentally drifts to him, but just the thought of him screwing me relentlessly and hard is enough to keep me as wet as water. But I’d like to think that afterwards, he’d be soft and tender and kiss every little bruise he left on me, and just cuddle. Umf.’
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‘Benjamin Hornigold is way too much of a tease with an open necked shirt. I can’t even concentrate when I’m in combat and he’s there. It’s so much worse in the cut scenes. I literally cant sit still because I’m so horny and hot and bothered. That voice. That rugged look. That open shirt. UNF. COME HERE BENJAMIN HORNIGOLD. LET ME FUCK YOU.’
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I would like Mary dressed up in her James costume to fuck me with a strap on dildo whispering dirty things in my ear with her thick accent, it make’s me wet just thinking about it.
I would give anything for an orgy with Thomas hickey, Ah Tabai and Shay Cormac. They’re so hot ~
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Thank you DACS, now I have impure thoughts about Edward, ropes and his entire crew… and I haven’t even played Black Flag yet.
You’re welcome, Anon.
– Fiora