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“I want Edward to tie me naked to the mast of the Jackdaw. He, Charles Vane, Benjamin Hornigold and Blackbeard fuck me endlessly until I can’t take any more orgasms and I’m hoarse from screaming their names”.
“I want Edward Kenway to pick me up and carry me over to the bed, then drop me on it carelessly. Then he’ll climb on top of me, kiss me and give me hickies on my neck. After that he’ll turn me over on my back and fuck me hard, doggie style”.
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‘I have this headcanon where the Assassin men are incubi, literal vampiric gods of sex and lust waging war against virginity and panties and celibacy in general. Ezio is their general, Jacob the marshal, Edward the captain. Shay is the spy, Altaïr the “novice,” and Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton is the heavy artillery.’
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I had a lot of fun making these, so much thanks to @ellestrix for this wonderful headcanon. 8D
~ Signora Paola
‘Imagine being a crew member on the Jackdaw and Edward orders you to his quarters. Upon walking in, him and Adéwalé are naked on the king size bed. They begin undressing you before Adé fucks you and Edward forces his dick in your mouth.’
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I can’t help thinking of Edward Kenway whenever I hear the song “Rape me” by Nirvana. Damn, Kurt’s voice at the end of the song fits him so well !
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“I wouldn’t mind waking up next to Anne the morning after St. Patrick’s day with aching legs and cuddled up to her chest. Not. At. Aaalllllllll…”
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“I need Edward to describe to me exactly how he’s going to fuck me. How he’ll take my pussy, my ass, my mouth. I need him so much”.
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