‘You’d think Haytham, being the charismatic Bond villain he is, would be dominant in bed. This is mostly true. One of his few exceptions is with Ziio. He’d gladly be her bitch, any time she asks.’
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‘I just simply want to fuck Desmond Miles because he is the closest thing I can have to his hottie ancestor Ezio.’
‘I have major kink for women in military uniforms so I would love for Eleanor Mallow (The Redcoat) to ride me/ step on me/ generally dominate me.’
‘I just want to pound Dobby Carter like a British war drum.’
‘Everyone talks about Arno and Jacob. But I think Connor and Bayek would make a more erotic couple. Two big beefy men pleasing each other. Bayek would be a soft yet assertive top, he’d love to take his time with Connor, fucking him passionately and intensely, making sure Connor feels every inch of his cock. Connor would be a rougher top. Pinning Bayek down, licking and biting every inch of him. Then he’ll grab him by the neck as he pounds Bayeks ass.’
‘I think Connor would be a tender lover in bed. He would make sure every need was met. But I also think he has a wild side, and he would show it when you tease him too much.’
‘Last night I had this really hot dream where I was straddling and grinding down on Connor’s thic thighs. His hands were gripping my waist increasing the pace until I had an orgasm.’
I can’t help but wonder how each assassin’s personality would be a complete opposite to their ways in the bedroom. Say, Connor is mostly an even-tempered guy, so I can definitely imagine him to be a demon in bed. Not vocal because he turns that energy into something more carnal, like biting you or digging his hands and fingers deeply into your flesh he’d leave visible marks. Then once you think he’s done, he flips you over, takes your hands and pins them behind your back, and continues his onslaught.
There’s Jacob who’s all cocksure and chaotic, but in bed? He’s the eager-to-please naughty boy who could be very methodical with his approach. He’s not very good at subtlety when he’s about assassinate someone, but he excels very well with how he would seduce you. Maybe a lingering caress on your palm, a teasing whisper in your ear, a slow intake of breath when he leans ever so slightly towards your neck. He’s an impatient guy, but he’s extremely patient when it comes to handling you. He has an almost terrifying laser-like focus with his seduction. Every action is calculated, and every single one of them is meant to drive you insane with lust you’d be absolutely ravenous and begging for his cock.
And what of his twin, Evie, who is his complete opposite? So poised and well-mannered with her clothes on. In the privacy of your room, she unleashes all that pent-up aggression onto you. If you’re a man she’s going to brutally ride your cock with no care at how rough she’s being, pushing you down every time you even attempt to sit up. If you’re a woman she’d fuck you into a frenzy with a strap-on and then demand that you feast on her and make her come.
It’s very enjoyable imagining these characters acting so different from their persona when they’re having sex. But I take one exception: Edward. Expecting a gruff lawless pirate to fuck you like you’re in the middle of stormy waters? That is exactly what you’ll get and in the middle of his ship, too. Gotta show his crew that only he has the rightful claim to your booty.
‘With Desmond Miles I’ll be very playful with a pint of vanilla ice cream. Caressing his body with a spoonful of it and lick every inch of him until we reach the point of tracing a line of ice cream in his penis and then suck him dry.’
‘I want a week of manic sex with Assassin Jacob Frye and another week of manic sex with Templar Haytham Kenway.’