“I want to see Connor with whipped cream over his private parts, just like Chris Evans.”
I tried, amore, I tried… Hope this amuses you as much as it did me! Oh! There’s this too:
Sì, that works. You better go, Connor’s waiting…
~Claudia
“This is my first confession and I don’t know why I’m nervous but I want our big bear of a man Connor to be a writhing and moaning mess underneath me.”
Madre di Dio! Now that would be divine and oh…! I need to get back to work! Now… Congrats on your first confession, amore! Hope to receive more from you in the future.
~Claudia
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‘I’m bffs w/ benefits w/ Connor & Jacob. I’m playing a FPS, sitting on Connor’s lap and Jacob laying his head on mine. I’ve been at it for hours & they’re horny. They get an idea: Connor holds me close as I get a kill, his hands traveling to the waistband of my shorts. Jacob helps Connor pull them off; I’m too focused to notice. Jacob starts to eat me out while Connor kisses and bites my neck. Eventually I lose control. I slam my controller down and lead them to my bed. Let the games begin… ~Kat’
~ Signora Paola
~Claudia
‘I like a little extra meat on any pizza that Jacob delivers to me 😉 In fact I like so much meat…I would like him to bring fellow deliveryman Connor with him 😉’
Confession [x]
‘I’m willing to bet Connor has really nice and warm hands. Bring me in from the cold and warm me up, baby.’
Confession [x]
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“The way Connor is so commanding while he’s the captain of the Aquila is such a turn on. I want nothing more than for him to come up to me while we’re sailing and tell me that when he retires to his quarters tonight, I better be in his bed and naked. Just command me, Captain Connor. I’m all yours.”
It would seem Capitano Connor has been eyeing you for quite some time… Maybe you should do as he says, amore…
~Claudia
Confessed by: shivering-cold
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I’m curious: Who else here got all confused when they first realised that it was Connor who was yelling those commands and whose thoughts promptly veered towards the gutter? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
‘This blog has brought upon some strange feelings in me, especially towards Haytham Kenway and Crawford Starrick. On the one hand, they’re the antagonists in their respective games and they’re really not good men, so naturally I don’t like them. On the other hand, I’m also kind of like… ‘You know what? I think I might like to tap dat older ass.’ (It’s also 50 Shades of Weird and Wrong for me considering that I adore Connor more than anything, so having these feelings for his father…)’
“I’ve always enjoyed reading Robert A. Heinlein. I imagine myself waiting in bed for Ratonhnhaké:ton according to his instructions– “B.I.B.A.W.Y.L.O and I W.W.Y.I.T.B.W.” Oh how I would love to be awakened in such a fashion…“
B.I.B.A.W.Y.L.O stands for “be in bed alone with your legs open” & I.W.W.Y.I.T.B.W. stands for “I will wake you in the best way”.
“I want Haytham Kenway and 40ish Jacob Frye at the same time. Haytham fucks me controlled in my mouth, Jacob uses my pussy at the same time. And I moan and moan and come several times. That would be such a fucking hot threesome!!“
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“The same anon who submitted the yema-drizzled bun here! I imagine Connor, Altaïr and Desmond’s respective butts would be perfect with yema.”