‘I want to lick Ziio when she’s on her period. Or Aveline. Or, cum to think of it, almost any other Assassin. These badass ladies deserve someone making them feel good.’
‘Everyone knows Gerald Blanc adores and desires Aveline, but I bet she isn’t the only exotic, badass assassin with lips to kill for that he dreams of. And he is all too willing to share her with Connor if it means getting to bed both these gorgeous people and watching them together. Connor and Aveline, for their part, are perfectly happy with such an arrangement.’
‘I got dragged into Castlevania again… And now my heart got split between the Draupnir Alucard and my beloved Werewolf Connor… And I can assure it will be a better love (and lust) story than Twillight ;3 the things they can do with me on a secluded room… Hmm mmm…’
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‘Threesome with Evie Frye and Alsoomse, anyone? I know I would love to pleasure these two sexy, badass ladies in all the ways that they would desire.’
‘I would like to tease Haytham until he begs, then fuck him until he cries with pleasure. Ropes and a strapon are definitely involved – and why do I get the feeling that Ziio and Shay will want to help?’
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‘Okay but Connor may be an awkward shy vanilla virgin at first but once he gets comfortable with the situation (which takes a lot; he doesn’t think of himself as someone to be obeyed even in play, on top of being nervous about sex) I bet he would be a surprisingly good dom, making sure his partner is enjoying themselves and not doing anything that makes them uncomfortable or triggers them.’
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‘Forgive me, my sisters, for I have sinned, I had a foursome with Connor and both of the Frye twins, I licked Evie’s pussy while getting fucked by both men, and for penance, I’d like to do it again!’
‘I would dearly like a threesome with two Connors – our lovely protagonist of AC3 and Connor Temple from “Primeval”. Also, you bordello ladies are awesome and deserve all the good stuff *showers you with love and virtual flowers and money*’

Molte grazie, dearest confessor! We especially treasure this message during this time when we are all busy with RL stuff (I blame the pre-Christmas madness).
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘My birthday will be this Saturday. I think daddy gives her little girl something great. So Haytham congratulates me with a gorgeous turquoise lace lingerie that I should wear all day long… If I’ll be a good girl, he’s gonna give me this cake with cream… If you know what I mean.’
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, buon compleanno! May Master Kenway bless you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I would like to ask Connor to watch him jerk off. Just him, a couple sex toys of his own choice, and my loving, covetuous gaze.’
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