‘The Kenway genes are absolutely ridiculous. How did this family manage to look this fucking hot??? I’ve been thinking about it for a while… A foursome with Edward, Haytham and Connor would be pretty fucking amazing. I’d let them have me any way they want. We can go slow and sensual or rough and dirty. Kiss my neck, suck my titties, eat me out, face fuck me, bend me over, blindfold me, tie me up, I’m all game for it. Hell, I’d even let them hit this pussy raw. Take me, daddies!!! 👅🍆💦’
‘So I just got AC3 Remastered and all I’m saying is Haytham still makes me feel something different and he can still have me any day he wants.’
‘I’m sorry for dropping this in… but I am so confused and looking for some guidance or words of reassurance. Can someone be assassin-sexual? For most of my teenage/adult life (27yrs old now), I’ve identified as lesbian, dated some girls and never felt attraction towards irl men. But how come the male assassins can get me all hot and bothered (especially Connor, Ezio and Jacob)? Something doesn’t quite add up and I’m just ????’
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Dearest anon, in my view, I think the mere fact that these assassins are fictional is one major draw. I’m speaking from experience here: I find that I’m readily more attracted to fictional characters simply because it’s so easy for me to “project” my wishes towards them. It’s easy for me to imagine that Jacob is a sex god, for example. 😆 In my mind, these fictional characters can never disappoint me. With real people, it’s a lot more complicated.
Of course, there’s also the fact that sexuality can be quite complex. What do our patrons think? 😄
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘See those innocent eyes? Yes, I’d like to take Connor’s innocence away.’
‘There’s one night I masturbated and all I could think about is Connor touching me so softly while he’s staring at me and whispering in his native language. My moans are uncontrollable. I would whimper, “Connor…” so many times until I ended up being too loud to wake everyone up.’
‘I’ve been playing the Tyranny of King Washington DLC for a few days. Holy hell, give me Ratonhnhaké:ton! I’m pretty sure he would be very animalistic in the bed. Imagine him kissing you passionately while he fingers you, his strange eyes glowing as he growls and licks every part of your body he can reach until you come around his fingers. And then a few rounds of passionate sex. He would love to give you oral and you would have finger-shaped bruises on your thighs the next morning.’
‘The thing that turns me on is Connor’s abs. I could rock my aching pussy on his abs while looking down at him, and telling him how much I need his thick cock inside me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘I’ve slowly been having this growing fantasy of Connor of tying a blindfold over my eyes as he ties me to the bed. That way I can’t move, or see, only feel as his hands touch my body just right and getting to lay back and be fucked senseless.’