‘I want to have a threesome with Ezio and Connor and have them dirty-talk to me in their mother tongues. Hearing foreign languages spoken is such a turn on, but with their voices, I would be uncontrollably aroused.’
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‘I think Connor is so beautiful. I want to watch him come undone beneath my hands, back arching gorgeously and screaming in his native tongue. I would give anything to see that.’
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‘I want Connor to take his face paints, rub them all over my body, and then fuck me until all the paint merges together.’
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‘When I see Connor, I just want to do things to that mouth of his—bite it, suck it, fuck it. He’d be fucking phenomenal in giving oral, and I bet he’d get off [on] having a girl sit on his face.’
‘I want to fuck Haytham Kenway while he is fully clothed in a redcoat uniform—weapons, gloves and all. Failing that, he can be naked, but only if he leaves his hat on.’
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‘I would turn to the dark side (aka become a Templar) if fucking Haytham Kenway came as part of the package. I would happily be his sex slave and do anything he asked for in that sexy voice of his—anything.’
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‘I want to kiss and stroke all of Connor’s battle scars while he makes love to me in the same cave his [that] father and mother did.’
‘I think Desmond’s lips in AC3 are the hottest thing ever. I can only imagine what they can do…’
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‘Haytham is such a DILF (Dad I’d like to F****).’
‘Remember that line where Faulkner said, “You are a fast learner!” and Connor replied, “Provided something interests me…”? Well, I’d like to think that Connor would be a fast learner in bed.’