So the polling for the length of Connor’s ‘tomahawk’ has closed. Below this cut are the results:
^ This map shows where all our voters come from. I could not get it to show East/Southeast Asia and the Pacific, but we did have voters come from those regions.
We had people view this poll 194 times, but only 79 perverts vote for it. I guess most would rather be content with being voyeurs than participating in the act themselves, but I digress…
The poll did not record gender, as all votes were anonymous. However, I am sure that most of our voters are females, yes?
Our voters seem to mostly come from the Anglosphere or regions with large Anglo-Saxon populations, so this might skew the results a bit in regards to cultural worldviews. What is considered large/average/small to Anglo-Saxons may not be large/average/small to say, Pacific Islanders.
Anyway, below are your final results:
I did the stats because I wanted to a precise average of what the collective headcanon (aka ‘fanon’) is for Connor’s schlong, since we are all too embarrassed to ask Ubisoft ourselves (or just have someone ask Noah Watts how big his dick is, but I am sure we are all too classy for that), SOOOO…
Connor’s length, when fully erect
n = 79
μ = 7.90506
M = 8
Mode = 7
σ = 1.25084
σ² = 1.56459
SD = 1.24289
s² = 1.54478
Well since I am horrible at stats, I say that you take my calculations with a grain of salt. Since we are simply just finding the average, it seems that the mean, median and mode nearly match each other…the mean being 7.9, median being 8, and mode being 7. However, that is pretty much a one inch difference when comparing the mode against the mean and median.
Should we use the mode as an accurate measurement of Connor’s fanon length? Well, from what I learned in stats class, the median and mode are less accurate compared to the mean. So despite most ladies voting 7 inches (17.8 cm) as to what they think Connor’s length is, let’s just say that Connor drank some magical mojo that gained him an inch in length. And since rounding the mean up to 8 makes it closer to the median than mode, it is safe to say that we have reached a consensus:
Connor’s fanon penis length is 8 inches (20.3 centimetres). So that makes him a little above the global average when it comes to length (which, according to Wikipedia, is 5.1–5.9 in [12.9–15.0] cm in length). Although perhaps for White males, the average may be a little higher (in the 6-7 in. range).
Discussion
Well, what else can I say? When this was done earlier, like a few months ago, the sample size was too small to get an accurate fanon measurement on Connor’s penis length. However, looking back at that previous study, the results for still match up with what we have now, with the averages being in the same range (7-8 in). I do not want to link back to that study, however, as I wish for it to remain confidential.
Overall, fanon seems to agree that Connor is totally 8 inches/20 centimetres erect. Hm, not bad, ladies, not bad….this was actually what I personally voted for (casted my vote for 8 in/20 cm). I thought the 7-incher crowd would win until I did the maths for it, ahahahaha~
Welp, there you have it folks. Apparently, Connor is big enough to be cast into porn films, so I do not know why adult casting agencies have not called him yet (his porn star name will be ‘Brown Sugar’, by the way, and his first adult film will be called ‘Touched for the Very First Time’)…
I mean just look at his bulge:
Well anyway, that is all for now. We would like to thank all of our lovely perverts who participated in this poll. Now we just wait for the rest to cast their votes in for the ’Connor’s penis girth/thickness’ poll, which we will start counting the votes for next week. After that is done, we will be doing Ezio Auditore next. 😉
Grazie mille,
Signora Paola.
