’It’s not fair! Every time I’m playing Assassin’s Creed 3, I want to push Connor up against a tree and fuck him so hard. It’s made so much harder by the fact that Connor’s daddy and grandaddy are so impossibly sexy as well. Goddamn it, if things went my way, there would be an epic four-way. Those three men all over me. Damn it Ubisoft.’
‘I want a threesome with Ah Tabai and Thomas Hickey.’
I’ve got this kind of confession of Connor in AC3 where he’s in prison, all dirty and bruised. To do him in cell. I’ve wanted to strip him off the prison clothes, clean him up and take care of his wounds very gently, whispering comforting words to him while kissing his skin and sit on his lap after that. Then I would start to kiss his full lips, first tenderly and then with full passion. I would take help him taking my clothes off while he explores my skin and I would ride him on the cell bed.
Connor Kenway has made me gay. I mean, look at him, he’s gorgeous. I fantasize about dominating him in bed. If I got a hold of him, he would be a panting mess, moaning for more.
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I would give anything for an orgy with Thomas hickey, Ah Tabai and Shay Cormac. They’re so hot ~
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Confessed by [x]
“I want to have a rough threesome with Connor and Edward both of them talking dirty to me. I want them to fuck me until I seriously pass out from the pleasure.”
When you’re done with them, could you lend them to me, please?
– Caterina
’I want Connor to tie me up with a rope dart and spank me with the blunt side of his tomahawk. My safe word would be something in his language that he picked for me. The next day we’d do it again, only this time I’m tying him up and spanking him. And his safe word would be something in my language. I’d make sure to pick something that’s really hard to pronounce, because I’m evil just like that.’
I like to imagine after my templar initiation, Haytham would go and make me a private visit in my chambers and would reward me with mindblowing sex for all my hard work in the order <3
I dreamed that I went to visit Haytham at the restaurant he owned. Everyone was out for lunch (idk, it was a dream) so the doors stayed locked. While we were talking, he kissed me. It turned into a makeout session and then ended up as really passionate sex on the counter top. The best part: he held me really close to him the whole time.
“I’ve been on a real Assassin’s Creed kick lately and it has reminded me how much I’d like to have a threesome with Ezio and Connor just letting them control me and do whatever they liked its all I’ve been able to think about.”