“I want to pour caramel all over Ezio’s butt cheeks and lick it off. Then I want to pour some chocolate syrup all over his chest. I’d put whipped cream on his ‘hidden blade’ next and top it off with cherry. That way, Ezio can be my personal gelato sundae.”
If this food lusting over assassins keeps up, I am sure they are bound to open their own sweets/candy shop soon…
– Signora Paola
“I dream of having a romantic night at the opera with Ezio. Then after that, we go home and have our own… “duet”. If you know what I mean. His performance will surely have me reaching all the soprano notes.“
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“I have this kink where I want to tie Rebecca down onto her ‘Baby’ (aka the Animus) and put a vibrator to her clit as she experiences her ancestors’ memories.”
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“I’ve always had this fantasy where Ezio, Altair and Connor all lived in the same time period and were best friends who lived in one house. Then, there would be me. I would be tied up near the front door naked except for a blindfold. All three of them could just come up to me and fuck me whenever they wanted, however they wanted, venting their sexual frustrations. And every Sunday they would have group sex with me; just my little reward for being their fuck toy.”
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‘Sister Teodora satisfies so many of my naughty nun fantasies…’
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(Signora Paola had so much fun editing this! ;D )
‘Shaun Hastings and I would spend countless hours in bed talking about history in the dirtiest ways before we would even get down to doing the dirty. Then when we do, we role-play as those historical figures.’
“The things I’d do to have a threesome with Federico and Ezio. Ugh.”
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‘I want to show Lucy her place by spanking her with a riding crop, stuffing her mouth with a ball gag, and plowing her silly until she passes out. That’s what she gets for betraying the assassins.’
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