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Assassin’s Creed II

Confessions

June 8, 2013

“I like Shaun’s personality. I want him to tie me in his bed and fuck me as fast as he can”.

Confessions

June 7, 2013

So for this confession, the editing I did was different from the way I usually edit things. There was a lot to cover, so I broke up the images into 3 parts.

I also hope that the anon doesn’t mind me putting…Connor’s head there…I was just trying to make the image as Safe For Work as possible.

I am curious to see though just what the other video game characters you named your toys after…

Anyway, for those of you curious about this ‘Lelo’ brand of high-end sex toys the anon speaks of, you can check out their website: lelo.com. I know that the toys aren’t really named after Assassins, but I was just having fun with these edits. ;P You can buy the brand directly from there or purchase it at sex shops/online vendors for a cheaper price.

Gentlemen, I highly suggest that you purchase this brand for your significant other. It makes a great birthday gift. 😉

– Signora Paola

Confessions

June 3, 2013

‘I still get off on the idea of Ezio fucking me from behind with a firm grip on my hair whispering dirty talk in Italian in my ear.’

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Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

May 28, 2013

“All I want is Ezio Auditore da Firenze in a Speedo… is that too much to ask?:(”

Head: [x] ; Body: [x]


I have a feeling fratello mio is not very happy ;D

~ Claudia Auditore

Confessions

May 26, 2013

I think all the polls about size have leaked into my dreams. I was sandwiched between Ezio and Altair and they took turns fucking me. Altair was longer but Ezio was thicker. I was disappointed to wake up.


It’s so lovely to see our followers turned on until their dreams with our little polls. 😉 What an effect! 

-Caterina S.

Confessions

May 23, 2013

“I sometimes fantasize that I’m Teodora’s favourite courtesan and that we often have casual sex. And then one night, while she’s eating me out, Ezio comes in, sits down and just watches us, completely aroused, and begins masturbating. Sometimes, if he’s a good boy, we’ll let him join us.”

Confessions

May 22, 2013

“I want to ruthlessly dominate Lucy until she is begging me for permission to cum”

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Confessions

May 21, 2013

‘One night at work I was waiting for my coworker to get done cleaning the restaurant, and I started to doze off. I had a dream where Ezio was pinning me against one of the tables, whispering naughty words in his sweet Italian voice, telling me about all the dirty things he was going to do to me on the tables I had just cleaned. It all would have been fine, if it weren’t for the fact that when my coworker came over to wake me up, my half asleep, stupid ass yelled Ezio in a loud whimpering voice.’

Confession by blumoonknightdeeja cap credit [x]

Confessions

May 20, 2013

‘After reading a recent confession, I wanted to admit that I sometimes imagine that I’m making love to Leonardo or Yusuf in missionary or doggy positions respectively. He looks quite a lot like Leonardo minus the long hair and is often gentle and loving whilst facing me, but is otherwise rough and powerful. Honestly? I prefer Yusuf. ;)’

Confessions

May 4, 2013

‘Yeah, I would love to take Connor’s virginity and innocence, but I would much rather do it with someone, like Ezio. Ezio is the kind of man that knows what a woman likes by just looking at her.’ 

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