‘For the better part of her screen time, I wanted to fuck Caterina Sforza on the next surface available until she couldn’t stand up straight for a week. I told this to my husband and after a long laugh he said “Well, I would help you not letting her walk straight for TWO weeks.”’
‘I want to have a sparring match with Rosa, one that culminates in ripping each other’s clothes off, Rosa pinning me down and us having rough, sweaty sex.’
(Confession by constantbullshitting)
Assassin’s Creed has given me a scar fetish. Each and every time I imagine Ezio or Desmond, I want to lick the scar on their lips. It is absolutely maddening!
I would do anything to be able to fuck Claudia’s face. Those lips sucking my cock.
I would love to have a threading ménage à trois with Paola and Teodora. The best part would be sticking my dick in between their tits.
‘I love my boyfriend, I really do but I tend to lust more than he does. This isn’t really a problem as he doesn’t know but even lusting after fictional characters makes me feel just a tad guilty. However, it helps that he’s part Italian so I don’t feel so bad when I imagine an 18 year old Ezio… helping me out when my imagination and desire runs a little wild.’
I’m a girl, but I would gladly have Rosa and Teodora eat me out.
‘I know it’s sort of inferred that Leonardo DaVinci might be gay, but I’d still like to show him a new type of painting surface: my body. Then he can paint all over it–with his cum. After that, he’ll introduce this new painting surface to Ezio. They can have fun all day trying this new art form.’
– Credit to Luka
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I had a dream that a 19 year-old reïncarnated Ezio who happens looks exactly like him lives next door, fell in love with me, and went up to my room every night to fuck me.
Art Credit: rayfann
‘Sometimes, I pleasure myself over a sex fantasy between me and Ezio. I imagine walking into my house after a long day at work and finding my Italian stallion lying on the sofa, completely naked. He’d beckon me over and whisper Italian dirty talk in my ear as he kisses my neck and undresses me. We then passionately fuck on the sofa. There’s too much detail to write, but it’s something my boyfriend and I have now started doing. It makes me orgasm so well every time. ;)’
Ezio template: [x]; sofa: [x]