“I’m a guy but good god would I give a heart to have Edward or Ezio in my bed for a night. A three some would be like pure bliss. Ezio whispering sweet nothing’s to me and Edward beating away at me”.
“As a graysexual, not many things really “get me going”, if you catch my drift. But holy hell, I would do anything and everything to Federico Auditore”.
Art Credit: Namecchan
“I want to swim in a lake with Ezio, make out in the water, then proceed to have sex on the beach”.
Art Credit: Autumn-Sacura
“I like to imagine that I’m in the game AC II, and while Ezio has to run away (which is actually very often when I play, silence is not my thing) he comes to my room through a window and he finds me masturbating. And maybe, just maybe… He gives me a hand”.
Art Credit: ameij
‘I love the thought of working alongside Leonardo Da Vinci on new Codex pages and such, but by evening time we’re both turned on by being in such a close proximity to one another and end up fucking, oblivious to a smirking Ezio hearing from outside.’
“I often masturbate to riding Ezio. His thick cock would make me bounce faster and faster until he makes me cum”.
Art Credit: Virus-AC
‘The one thing I hate about AC is that it’s so easy to have a desire for historical figures you learned during your high school history class. Before AC, who would have known you would want to fuck the dude who wrote The Prince, or the guy who painted the Mona Lisa, maybe even the dude who killed the pope. I can’t tell if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that these people are real.’
“I’d love to have Ezio call me sweet pet names while he makes love to me. His big cock ramming into me as he whispers sweet nothings in my ear”.
Art Credit: Hinoe-0
‘Thanks to a hilarious mishap in the AC role-playing community, I can’t help but think that Ezio would say ‘perfecto’ every time now whenever he’d kiss someone or make love to them. And he’d do it with this face, too: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Gosh it’s not even the correct language, but something about Ezio speaking Spanish is really funny.’
Confession [x]
‘When I’m having sex with my boyfriend I sometimes like to imagine Altair or Ezio is banging me.’