“I can imagine Ezio as the singer in “This Love” by Maroon 5. The whole song seems to be so much him in a pretty dirty way. “My pressure on your hips/Sinking my fingertips/Into every inch of you/Cause I know that’s what you want me to do”. Makes me tingle with excitement”.
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“Ezio’s brother, Federico, did way more for me in the panty department… Older brothers are just hot”.
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‘I had a dream last night. Instead of Becca typing whatever she types, she was reading a really dirty fanfiction about Des and I. Des and I were training in the other room, and when she walked in, I had him trapped between my thighs, trying to wrestle him off me. Becca said something along the lines of, “You should use those strong ass thighs for other things.” Des became flustered and had his head fall on my stomach, sighing that he’d given up. That night I walked in on him jerking off…’
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‘Hello, yes I’d like to blame Ezio sex god Auditore for ruining my life and making me set my standards way too high for any other human being. Just his moans when he jumps across roofs gets me wet. Goddamnit.’
‘I got so turned on when Ezio madeout with Cristina against the brick wall, how he had her moaning just from that. It makes it much easier for me to imagine how well he’d use his tongue when he eats me out. He’d be sure to have me screaming his name, especially out in public 😉’
‘I often fantasize about Ezio bending me over a table and eating me out from behind. The sight and taste of my intense arousal causes him to stroke his cock, slow at first, only for the noises I’d make to drive him mad so he picks up his pace. He pulls away and I glance back to see why, making eye contact for a moment. That’s when he rams me with his cock and fucks me so hard that I’m unable to walk comfortably for 3 days.’
‘I’m able to give myself such intense orgasms that I’ve fallen off beds and gone half-unconscious. I would love to find out if I could make Ezio come that hard too.’
‘Being a painter and an architect, I presume Leonardo Da Vinci has long, slender fingers that he could put to good use on me in the heated Italian evenings… 😉’
‘I want Shaun and Desmond to fight over who can make me come the most, resulting in a mind-blowing threesome. They’re both quite pleased with themselves afterward–until I tell them that Rebecca does it better.’
If Ezio were a real man, I wouldn’t mind to give him a decent blowjob or a nice fucking session daily if necessary. He may not to be the cutest man in the Assassin’s Creed Universe (that title goes for Jacob Frye) but he is so fucking manly and hot, that turns me on.
I hope he likes big natural tits.