“I want to give Ezio a handjob, perhaps as the happy ending to a full-body massage, while he’s on his back and I’m straddling his thighs. The expressions crossing his face, the moans and gasps and pleading in that gorgeous sexual-chocolate voice, his cock twitching and spurting in my hand as he comes… mmmmm, lovely.”
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“Giovanni Auditore is a total DILF. I wouldn’t mind going on a few “missions” with him…if you know what I mean ;)”
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‘Ezio and Altair’s panting when carrying a dead guard though… My oh my, that’s some bean flickin’ material right there~’
‘I want to lick Ezio’s pene penne pasta.’
– Ezio Auditore
“When I played Assassin’s Creed 2 and Brotherhood, I was jealous of Caterina and Cristina because they got to fuck Ezio and I didn’t”.
‘I have this headcanon where the Assassin men are incubi, literal vampiric gods of sex and lust waging war against virginity and panties and celibacy in general. Ezio is their general, Jacob the marshal, Edward the captain. Shay is the spy, Altaïr the “novice,” and Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton is the heavy artillery.’
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I had a lot of fun making these, so much thanks to @ellestrix for this wonderful headcanon. 8D
~ Signora Paola
‘Ezio looks like the type that would go to town on your pussy. You’d have to beg him to stop because its too much for you to handle, but at the same time you couldn’t get enough of it. Often fantasizing about riding his face when away from him, you’re soaked by the time you see him again. But he doesn’t mind cleaning you up, not one bit~’
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PETITION TO BE DESMOND’S BIRTHDAY GIFT. Just get me a neko maid outfit and I’m ready💪😏
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Mi dispiace for the delay of this confession, amico mio! (I wasn’t sure if you wanted this to be a confession or not, so I decided to play it safe ;^_^)
~ Signora Paola
‘Ezio was my gay awakening, but I didn’t realise it at the time. It was only after a rather interesting dream- involving a Venice rooftop and Carnevale masks- that I understood why I kept replaying AC2.’
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“I really wish I was a guy just to have some romantic encounter with the one and only Leonardo da Vinci. I’d be so submissive at first then we’d switch. Just imagine the cute artist underneath you, trying to hold on while you do everything just to make him peak.“
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