“Rebel Rebel by David Bowie could be a stripper song for one of the Assassins/Templars, like for when the lyric goes “hot tramp, I love you so!” They could pull one person from the crowd and give them a lap dance. I keep thinking the person best suited for this song is Ezio or Jacob.”
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“I want to give Shaun lapdance to ‘Scandalous’ by Mis-Teeq. I want to see him driven mad because he can’t touch me, even though he’s dying to…”
Here’s the song.
“Besides having a hard on for Anne Bonny from Black Flag, who hasn’t fantasized about that hot thief Rosa in Venice in Assassin’s Creed II? The way she speaks, her body, her smile and those eyes. It just makes you want to pin her against the wall, whisper erotic scenarios into her ears to make her dripping wet before you fuck her brains out.”
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‘I had a dream where I’m Ezio, watching Rosa’s ass when she’s supposed to be teaching me the gap leap. She looks down and sees where my attention is and lets go. I catch her but the impact knocks me on my back and I feel her wiggle the booty against my groin before she rolls over, still pinning me down to whisper seductively in my ear, “Thanks for catching my fall.” Being that close to her gorgeous face drives me crazy and I kiss her passionately, ripping her blouse open before we knock boots.’
‘Listening “Tag, You’re It” by Melanie Martinez since I’ve seen Ezio with the white and gold carnival mask, I’ve this fantasy. We’re both at the carnival, I’m dressed like the deadly sin of Pride and I’m having fun dancing and talking with almost everyone. Then, when he sees me, an erotic “hunt” starts… I’m his Red Riding Hood and he’s my wolf. I always slip away from him, until he catches me and pins me against a dark alley’s wall. “You’re mine..” he whispers huskily.. Then, just us.’
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“I want to be in the middle of a Connor/Ezio/Desmond sandwich.”
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‘I think Ezio would know how to dance, and would be adept at the tango and flamenco. He would happily teach his lover how to dance, and each touch would feel charged with sexual energy. His hands dare to trail up and down their sides, and he may even squeeze their leg if he comes close enough. Their lover may be excited by Ezio’s touch, but it is only when they see the intense desire burning in Ezio’s eyes that they almost come undone right there and then. They’ll have to stop the lesson there.’
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“May I provide you, amore mio, my favourite Spanish composition of all time? Concierto de Aranjuez, 2nd Movement: Adagio.”
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– Ezio Auditore
[Well considering that Ezio did visit Spain a lot in AC2: Discovery and a little bit in Brotherhood, he probably would have picked up some Spanish dances along the way. Although if we’re going to be more period accurate, tango didn’t come by until Argentina gained its independence from Spain in the 1800s, where the dance originated from. But I do see him taking up flamenco, and perhaps another similar dance called las sevillanas–except that doesn’t involve as much touching as the other dances. :V
I’ll probably write a fic about this for the Secluded Haystack someday, if I get enough inspiration. ;P]
“Ever since I originally confessed that I could imagine Ezio singing “This Love” by Maroon 5, I’ve heard him every time I hear a Maroon 5 song. Especially “Animals”. I want Ezio to take me to that song, going rough without mercy, until both of us are spent and I’m full of his ejaculate.“
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Songs [This Love] – [Animals]
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