‘When I was in the bus and for some odd reason I was thinking about Father Jacob. He’s eating me out in the confessional and as I’m moaning loudly Father Ezio hears me. I blush fiercely as he catches us and for my surprise he joins us which makes Jacob furious. They both decide who makes me cum fastest. My road to Hell is now confirmed… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
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‘I just made out for the first time with my boyfriend yesterday he was very, dare I say “Ezio-like” that made me fall in love with him a lot more 😍’
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‘Since it’s Ezio’s birthday, I wish I could indulge in some of his naughty fantasies. I’d let him tie me up or spank me or whatever he wants. I would even give him a lap dance–anything for the Italian Stallion!’
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Molto bene.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
‘For Ezio’s birthday, I would wrap myself up in ribbons around every part that he loved to play with, letting him open his gifts while also eating his cake off my naked body before I worship him the rest of the night. Happy Birthday, Signore Auditore!’
Grazie, amore mio.
– Ezio Auditore
‘My ex-boyfriend would have sex with Ezio because of his hidden blade???’
Well, I am certain il mio amico Ezio would be flattered to know that even straight men want a piece of him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Sì, it’s bene.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
‘I want to have rough passionate sex with Ezio while Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco plays in the background. It’ll be my birthday treat to him.’
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“I can imagine some slow passionate sex in the morning with Ezio in the morning. The lines of his face still soft as you ride him, his hands grasping at your thighs as you pick up the pace and lean over his body to tease kisses out of his lips. The things he’d whisper into your ear and how his rough hands would travel to your backside to press you even closer to him as he gets closer, moaning against your neck and pressing sloppy and carefree kisses at it as he cums into you. Happy bday, Ezio! ❤”
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‘Paola is easily my favourite lady of the franchise. Oh the fun we could have with a bottle of wine (or three) and a long night… Come live with me please? <3′
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Well, come here and let me work my magic, amore
Patiently waiting,
~ Signora Paola 😘
‘Ezio has the power to get me all hot and bothered in a matter of minutes. I don’t even have to be thinking about him in a dirty way either. When I want to pleasure myself, I imagine myself coming home from a hard day at school only to open up my door and see ACII Ezio lounging on my bed. There, I would give him a mind blowing bj while he’s still in his assassin robes and then let him fuck my brains out. I’d want to feel all his weapons and clothing rubbing up against my naked body while his rough callused hands grip my hips as he pounds into me. I think it’d be fun to see how many times he could shoot his load inside me till he’s too tired to cum anymore. Now I’m wet, ooops.’
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“I happen to own a hookah and I don’t have a name for it yet but every time I’m smoking it and I put the hose in my mouth I always think about sucking Altair, Ezio or Jacob’s cock. Seriously I can’t choose…”
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