“Ezio is tough and ruthless on his missions but I just know that in the bedroom he’s sweet and gentle and needy for love. I keep thinking of the littlest things – I undo his ponytail and brush his hair out of his eyes, press his hand to my chest so he can feel how fast my heart is beating, kiss his neck softly and hear his breath catch…”
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‘First confession, oh boy! First, I have to admit, I love that Ezio is so ready to jump on any posts mentioning “pene”. And secondly, I would not mind jumping on *his* pene ;)’
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You called, bella? ;P
– Ezio Auditore
‘I imagine being in vacation in a foreign country, so that I have to talk in English. I’m spending the night in a bar, and suddenly Ezio gets near me, and starts to flirt. He thinks that I’m English, and he sometimes adds some dirty comments in italian. I act like I don’t understand him, but after another dirty comment I say to him, “Oh Ezio, you flatter me, perché capisco cosa stai dicendo, mio caro.” We end up having passionate sex in his hotel room.’
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‘Me and my friend Paola are dancing in the night club with small egg vibrators in our pussies that are controlled by Jacob from the distance. He watches us shaking because he switched on the highest speed. We decide to teach him a lesson and begin to kiss right there, massaging each other’s tits. He can’t stand this for too long, that’s why we move upstairs where we’re standing near small balcony. I lick Paola’s pussy under her skirt and jack off Jacob’s dick at the same time, while they both are kissing. Then Jacob bends me over the balcony, fucking me with his cock and Paola – with his fingers. She and I are moaning, giving sloppy wet kisses to one another. Our naked boobs can be seen from the first floor but who cares when Jacob makes her and me orgasm so hard. We blow him simultaneously and share his sperm between us afterwards.’
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Ah, mia cara, you certainly know what my weakness is. (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ And now I need to take a break from my duties and… partake of the festivities you have expertly described. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
In the words of Signore Frye: Shall we? I believe he is waiting in his own confessional booth~
Love,
~ Signora Paola
“I picture myself waking up in the morning next to either Aveline, Rosa, Evie or Anne looking into their eyes as I wake any of them up with a soft kiss while my fingers slowly slither down their bodies teasing till I reach between their thighs and calmly rub their clits listening to the heavy breathing and moaning as I bring them to their first orgasm, Then I would slip 2 fingers deep inside and finger them to another and finally wake them up with my tongue deep inside licking up every drop.”
Confessed by: immortaljoker66
[X]
‘Every time I masturbate, I think of Ezio,which—haha yeah sounds nice and all, but I LITERALLY CAN’T STOPTHINKING ABOUT THIS MAN I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS’
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
– Ezio Auditore
“I’ve had a crush on Ezio ever since. Now I just want to do dirty, dirty things to him ( ･ิω･ิ)”
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“I used to make fun of people who had crushes on fictional characters until I played Assassin’s Creed II. When Ezio changed into his assassin robes my opinion changed pretty damn quick.”
[X]
‘I’d want to learn how to get the most pleasure out of sex from Ezio, especially if he uses me for a demonstration.’
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