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Assassin’s Creed II

Confessions

October 15, 2016

‘I am a grown-ass woman. Like, in the poorly-defined zone between mid and late twenties if we’re being charitable. Supposed to be a grownup. And I’ve just started playing AC2 for the first time a few days ago and I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT EZIO. I let my mind wander off for two seconds and there’s Ezio, climbing up my window in Renaissance Florence and making me so weak in the knees I couldn’t get out of bed even if I wanted to….’

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As someone who’s likely at least 5 years older than you, I can say with absolute certainty that there is no shame wanting these delectable men. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And if you take a look at our last census poll you could see that you are not alone. 😉

~ Signora Paola

Confessions, Paola's Choice

October 14, 2016

‘You and Ezio are in a bath together, his hand going up and down your thigh slowly. You leaned back against him, his skilled fingers doing circle motions against your clitoris as you let out a shaky moan. Unexpectedly, his fingers slid into your vagina as you gasped, the knot in your stomach growing. “Ezio..ah..!” you moaned out as he added a digit. “Il mio amore, lasciati andare..” he whispered huskily, and those words made you immediately release onto his fingers, adoringly kissing each other.’

Confessions

October 8, 2016

“I have a slight depression and of course Ezio, Altair and Arno would hear about this. They would make love to me gently and tell me what good they see in me. After this I would cry but one of them will lick my tears away and whisper in my ear: “You’re perfect the way you are, my dear”. I wish they could be real…”

My dear, I know some days are not the best for us, but I hope this confession brightens up yours.
~Claudia

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Confessions

September 23, 2016

‘I would be so hot and happy if Ezio asks me to do other stuff with him… (if you know what I mean)’

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Confessions

September 20, 2016

“I just began to replay AC II today and Dio Mio I have forgotten how handsome young Ezio was! I really wish he could be standing under my balcony and climb in my flat to have his own way with me. I would happily ditch the school so that I could spend one day with him. Oh Ezio…”

Confessed by: artsymistress

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Confessions

September 15, 2016

‘For my birthday (it’s really near, yay), all I want to see is every assassin in front of me using the famous male playboy bunny costume. Especially Ezio, Connor and Shay! OMGGG~~ buahahah >:)’

Buon compleanno! We at the La Rosa in Fiore wish you an Assassin-filled birthday! Just wait until they shake their bunny tails in front of your face when they start ‘serving’ you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Confessions

September 14, 2016

‘After I had set a goal to replay all Ezio’s games I can’t help myself but fantasize about all Ezios having their way with me. Like Dilf-hunk!Ezio is lying on my bed with young!Ezio and Brotherhood!Ezio is leading me towards them. They all are deeply hungry for me and purr close to my ears: ‘Welcome back mia cara’ because he got me into fandom while others are kissing every part of me. Ten points to Gryffindor if I get to sit on old!Ezio’s face feeling his beard tickling my thighs. Grazie Ezio…’

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Confessions

August 28, 2016

‘Recently I have been playing AC2 that I only saw walkthroughs of. And I am (and was) so in love with that Paola’s theme when Ezio meets her for the first time. I remember when I was watching her I thought to myself that damn! I would definitely bang her if I was Ezio. And if I was, I would show her something she had never seen before despite being a bordello owner.

‘I want to see her hair wrapped around my hand as I fuck her on the balcony of the second floor. I bet her boobs have soft skin but they quite firm and pleasant to squeeze, which I do everytime I have a chance. Her nipples are hard and dark showing me how much she likes my actions. Her pussy is surprisingly tight around my cock as if she is a virgin. But judging by her lewd moans I can tell she is not. She must be an example for her prostitutes although she is so naughty, fucking me back, moving her hips, asking for rougher and deeper penetration.

‘One day we decide to offer Teodora to join us. I always had a thing for nuns, and considering what she was doing, she was far from innocent. She agreed to take part in our little game that night.

‘Both women are licking my muscular chest with their tongues, wishing to turn me on to the limit. I caress their bare behinds with my hands, my eyes are shut and a happy smile in on my face. I kiss them in turns, not leaving anyone upset because of the lack of my attention. Their breasts are all over my dick as women give me a titjob. I put Teodora on her arms and knees, asking Paola to lie on top of the nun. She obliges while I’m positioning myself behind them so I can enter them both easily.  I start with Paola who screams in relief and keeps moaning till I switch to Teodora who is already wet from her friend’s groans. They are so slick and ready to cum that it takes us less than 15 minutes to explode. The first one to give up is the nun who is completely drowned in lust. Her pussy is pulsating, sending a wave of pleasure through my body. When she is done, I begin to fuck Paola who is on her way to reach the peak. We both are actually. And when her walls start to contract, milking my dick, it is enough for me to cum inside her as she screams my name.

‘Three of us are lying on the bed that is a mess, tho it doesn’t stop us from repeating that rendezvous again in a couple of minutes.’

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Vieni qui, mio bello, and let us show you how we truly pleasure our patrons here at La Rosa in Fiore. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

♥ ~ Signora Paola e Sister Teodora

Confessions

August 25, 2016

‘I want to push Ezio against a wall, kiss him deeply, and give him the “handling” of his life. Afterwards it would be nice to have him rest his head on my lap as I run my hand through his hair.’

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Confessions

August 18, 2016

‘I was just watching Hell’s Kitchen, and heard Chef Ramsay say: “Nedra, I want to see you on the menu.” If I’m quite honest here, I’d love to be on Ezio’s menu; as his appetizer, entrée, and dessert.’