‘I want to be given the d-p dicking of my life by Ezio and Zevran (from Dragon Age: Origins), then they can fuck each other until I’m ready for round 2 bc let’s be real they’d be like instant bffs/fuckbuddies-for-life. just.. the snark, the sass, their gorgeous fit bodies, and those sexy accents, wow, I don’t think I’d ever be the same again.’
‘As much as I love Ezio, I don’t think Leonardo da Vinci gets enough love. Imagine what this genius could do to you. I imagine him having me tied up while he tested different sex toys of his own invention on me. Of course, Ezio would often stop by to play.’
‘I imagine Altair takes me to his room so we can wind down. As Altair is ramming into me in his room Ezio just happens to walk by. He peeks into the room a little shocked to see Altair making me scream in pleasure. Altair stops and demands Ezio to come in. It ended up in a threesome.’
I often imagine myself at Abstergo, where I rip off Desmond’s clothes and end up pegging him on the Animus, so hard that all he can do is moan and beg for more. The idea of being his mistress, pushing him against the machine while I fuck his ass like there’s no tomorrow excites me in a way I believe nothing else would do.
‘If the universe of Assassin’s Creed were real, I’d hop into the Animus just so I can relive the memories of all the courtesans who have had the pleasure of sleeping with Ezio, Edward and Arno … nothing will convince me that these boys didn’t have multiple sexual partners (at least after Elise’s death in Arno’s case … with a friend like de Sade, I won’t be surprised if Arno wasn’t a customer of de Sade’s “establishments” at some point!)’
Just imagine it, Ezio watching me as he passionately, gently dominates me. His eyes are full of dominance yet passion as I moan out his name in his bed. He steadily yet roughly thrusts in and out of me, his hard grip on my wrist making me beg for more. His deep whispers and moans in my ear saying he will never let me go.
‘At first I used to hate Maria Thorpe so much because she was a fucking bitch and a Templar brat who sadly married the most awesome assassin in history (you know who it is) but now…. I started to have a huge lesbian crush on her these days.. Oh the things that I’ll do to her that I will be the main reason that she’ll often masturbate about 😉’
‘I’d love to slap Desmond around with my dick, then fuck him while Shaun eats my ass or sucks him off.’
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I want to be Mario’s favorite courtesan, he seems like a man who would take the satisfaction of his woman, whoever she is, very seriously. On his birthday (with help from Giovanni) Mario would conveniently see me out on the streets all day and fuck me against the walls of alley ways until I brought him back to the bordello. There, I’d give him a full massage followed by more sex, all free of charge; if the Madonna would allow it.
‘My b-day is coming up (3-14) and it would be amazing just to have Ezio, Altair, and Edward for my party. The party would be nice and normal until things start to heat up. I wouldn’t mind riding on Ezio as I suck on Altair’s cock. Edward would take me from behind and leave bites and trails of kisses on my back. Ezio would whisper dirty and romantic things in Italian while Altair would grip my hair saying, “Good girl.”’
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we wish you a very happy birthday anonimo!