‘Let! Me! Fuck! Rosa!’
‘Birthday sex with Ezio will be fucking delightful…he can spray whipped cream all over me so he can have his cake.’
‘For Ezio’s birthday, I’m going to wear nice wine-colored lingerie, and wait for him in his bed, a bottle of massage oil next to me. When he comes home, I’ll give him a nice long massage, covering his muscles in oil before I let him ravage me however he wants to. Happy birthday, Ezio 😍❤️🎉’
I just want to slowly rip open Ezio’s robes and rub his sweaty muscular chest…
I would totally have a gay orgy with Altair, Ezio, Arno, and Jacob.
‘Lately I’ve developed a breeding kink, and somehow I want to practice it with Bayek, Jacob and Connor. Only imagining how hot would be do it the high school where I’m working or in other place… Damn, I’m turned on!’
Confession [@vickapinto]
‘Okay but I would pretty much appreciate if I had a steamy night with Federico Auditore and Loki Laufeyson (from the Agent of Asgard series). Like damn I wouldn’t mind being a part of that ;)’
For my 35th birthday (Jan 13th) I wouldnt mind being woken up that morning with kisses from my husband, a naked Jacob Frye, Arno Dorian and Ezio Auditore. They would wake me up and tell me how for the next 24 hours, they are mine completely and they intend to make every waking moment of that day a memorable one. That would make me one very happy birthday girl 🙂
Confessed by @sassenach-on-the-rocks
On behalf of everybody from this sinfully wonderful Bordello, I would like to wish you a happy happy happpppy birthday to you!
~ Annetta <3
Oh how I would love Ezio to surprise me one night.
I will be trying to get ready for a night out while he roams his hands around my body until I stop resisting and let him pin my chest and breasts on the cold glass of the balcony door while he fucks me senseless.
– Novice
Picture credit – X (NSFW link)
‘I so wish it had been me taking Cristina Vespucci to bed instead of Ezio in Assassin’s Creed II. God knows I’d have given her a better time…’
Screencap credit [x]