‘I would love the have a foursome with Lucy Stillman, Lucrezia Borgia and Emily Burke. I just got a thing for blondes.’
‘I get this feeling that Desmond would be the type to sneak inside the Sanctuary every night, just so he can access the Animus and use it to replay all the sexual memories of his ancestors (especially Ezio since he had the most) until he got 100% sync for all of them. It’s like it has become his own personal porn collection. And then Rebecca would catch him the next morning and be laughing her arse off, all the while Shaun would be pissed that he’d been fooling around.’
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“I am currently playing Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood and will soon be moving onto Revelations. While playing Brotherhood, I almost forgot how sexy Ezio is. I imagine that sex and dirty talk with the guy will be absolutely amazing. If only he were real…”
“They say that La Volpe can see through walls, but I’d much prefer if he undress me with his eyes instead.”
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I want to fuck Ezio in the tub so damn bad.
“It was a shame for Ezio to leave Lucrezia hanging by not making a move on her during “The DaVinci Disappearance” DLC for Brotherhood. If I was Ezio, I would have stayed and showed the Borgia how it is to make love to a real man. I would most definitely do it to spite her brother.“
“I’m really into submissive men (tying up semi naked to the bed posts) and I found it extremely hot when Ezio was dominated by Caterina, I would love nothing more than to tie Ezio’s arms and legs (spread eagle) to the bed posts wearing his underwear or leather pants only and having my way with him all night and day.”
“I don’t care if Lucrezia Borgia is a Templar or had sex with her brother. I still think she is hot and I would give her the time of her life–enough to even whisk her away from Cesare and stay with me.”
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“I wish I was Ezio in that sex scene he had with Caterina Sforza.”