“I had this dream where I was working in a brothel in Firenze and Ezio and Altaïr both requested me. I told them I didn’t have a lot of time and ended up in a rough threesome. Needless to say I was very turned on when I woke up”.
“I would love to get a deep throat from Lucrezia. Afterwards, I’ll cum on her pretty face and golden hair”.
“I can imagine Machiavelli being the type of man who would be into some severe power-playing inside the bedchamber and that he’d usually end up being the dominant, controlling partner who’s always on top through implementing his own philosophies during intercourse all while flipping his lover down unto the mattress underneath him and huskily whispering into their ear how “You either rule or you’re ruled. There’s nothing in between.”
‘I was gonna confess about my fantasies about Cesare, but I got so wet and carried away that I had to masturbate. So that will be my confession. (One, however, did involve a sex swing and that was wild).’
Ezio has me thinking about Italian men in general lately and how I want to push my sales at work so I can win this competition we have to get a trip to Italy. Maybe there I can meet my own “Ezio” and see if the old “Italian men make the best lovers” rumor is true.
‘Haytham Kenway and Cesare Borgia are my two favorite antagonists. I want them to eat me out and look at me with their beautiful eyes.’
‘I have a fuck buddy who is almost an exact doppelganger of Ezio. He is amazing in bed and if I asked nicely, he would probably dress up like Ezio for some sexy times! Too bad I’m deeply in love with Cesare…’
“My boyfriend is a mix of every Assassin I’d love to fuck. He’s a real life Ezio with a mix of Connor and Edward.”
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I just dream of having a threesome with Arno and Ezio… They would caress me and kiss me speaking dirty in their mother language and then… when I would reach my climax they would finally give me what i was waiting for…