“Honestly, I’m not very interested in getting eaten out (at least not nearly as much as a lot of women seem to be), but I can’t help but think that Jacob, Ezio, and Desmond would be able to change my mind pretty quickly. ;)”
‘If I were to have a sexual relationship with Cesare, the best way to describe it is with the song Play Date by Melanie Martinez. We try to act like we don’t have any feelings for one another all these times we’ve seen each other until after one of our sessions while we lay in his bed, exhausted. We both gaze at each other’s red faces, I stop looking and turn to get dressed like usual and when I get up he grabs my arm and speaks, “You don’t have to leave so soon, you can rest here.” I happily stay.’
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“I want to eat and suck on Cesare like a delicious adobo”.
“When I played Assassin’s Creed 2 and Brotherhood, I was jealous of Caterina and Cristina because they got to fuck Ezio and I didn’t”.
“On the one hand, I want all the tender cuddly sex with Brotherhood-era Ezio, especially when I’m having a less-than-great day, but on the other hand I want ‘pin me down and fuck me hard’ sex with him as well, and I don’t give a damn which of us is doing the pinning.“
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“I’ve just discovered the pleasures of anal beads and now I wanna be tied up and have Cesare feeding the beads into my ass before fucking my soaking pussy senseless, sometimes wiggle the handle and enjoy watching me blush and squirm with pleasure!”
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“I just realized how much my fiance looks like middle-aged Ezio. I didn’t really realize until now as he just changed his hair cut. Hu, I should ask him to do a little cosplaying, right?”
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“Ezio has the sexiest voice hands down, while he takes me from behind”.
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‘Being raised in a religious Filipino household, I’ve always been told to be a proper girl. That’s why ‘bad’ boys like Haytham, Ezio and Connor are the stuff of fantasies for me. And usually, those fantasies involve them teaching me to be as bad as they are.’










