‘I like to fantasize about Desmond at night. I like to imagine he’s using his amazing mouth on me, licking, slobbering, biting every place he can. When he’s finally eating me out, I have the most amazing, body shaking orgasm that leaves me screaming.’
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“All I want is a literal ‘roll in the hay’ with Ezio in one of the stables in Rome.”
Well, we do have a story in Secluded Haystack that explores rolling in hay with mio fratello.
~Claudia
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“I bet Ezio takes dick like a goddamn champ, and probably puts on a hell of a show while he’s doing it, and fuck if it doesn’t make me want to plow him into the mattress every time I think about it.”
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“I’d LOVE to have a long intense sex session with Ðesmond, doing all sorts of hot and playful stuff. He’d finish off deep inside me so I carry on his awesome genetic legacy. After he finds out I’m pregnant, he’d be hooked on kissing/cuddling my belly.”
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“I had a dream the other night about Desmond, and that Desmond was having his way with me. After meeting him inside a bar, we hooked up and had sex inside a dimly lit hotel bedroom. He screwed me in every position imaginable like a well-hung porn star with the stamina of a horse…and honestly, I never even looked at Desmond that way until now. Although it didn’t help that he and I were both sorta drunk….perhaps the hottest part about the dream was him doing the spoon sex position, and telling me to use the Hitachi Magic Wand on my clit while he screws me from behind.”
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‘I have a slight thing for biting and being bitten on the neck, so I imagine just nibbling on Desmond’s neck at night while he is sleeping, leaving hickeys and such. Just imagine him waking up to that, and then his plans for me later 😉’
“If Signore Ezio happened to whisper in Italian with his wonderful voice whilst we were enjoying some… quality time together, I would surely ‘come’ undone. “
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‘One of life’s greatest mysteries: Which one do I desire more, Ezio or Claudia? Who knows. Not me.’
I think I know who you desire more…
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– Ezio Auditore
Must you always resort to your body, Ezio? I’m certain mio caro anonimo knows that I manage a bordello in Roma, clearly I know very well what our patrons desire and want…
~Claudia
