‘What better way to ring in the New Year than with a mind-blowing roll in the hay with an Assassin… or two, or three. And then some.’
‘Shout out to the lovely ladies of the bordello, past and present; thank you. I wanna give each of you the best oral sex you’ve ever had ;)’
We can be quite… ferocious, dearest anon. We hope you’re up to that challenge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Is it too late to ask a room reservation? Because I want to spoil Evie and Jacob being myself their birthday gift! The dirty things we could do… The huge orgy we could throw along Alexios and Kassandra… Jesus, I need a room now, my ladies!’
Confession [@vickapinto]
‘Today is my birthday (Nov 1) and I want so badly to have a gang bang with all the assassins and maybe a templar or two. Looking at Shay and Haytham.’
Confession [@percythebitchwitch]
We apologise for the delay of this posting, my dear! I do not think you are aware of our policies regarding birthday confessions (which is in the FAQ): “Please send us your confession at least 3 days before the birthday. Editing them takes time and working on them really depends on our schedules.” Your confessions are always on a queue, so it really helps us if submitting birthday confessions is done ahead of time. 😢
That said, we hope you had a great birthday!
‘I would love to have a night of passionate sex with Aya and Bayek and Kassandra and Alexios. Can you imagine the 4 of them making you come over and over again. I’m pretty sure there would be some pretty damn intense orgasms there, having both the boys pounding into you more than once, getting the chance to go down on all of them, the girls dominating you, all of them just needily fucking you like crazy 😍’
‘I imagine being tied up by my favorite templars/assassins: Jacob, Shaun, Ezio, Arno, Elise, and Anne Bonny just to name a few. They’ll be taking turns with me as they fuck and pleasure me senseless.’
“Forgive me for I have sinned. It’s always daydream I’m a hot succubus assassin that gets fuck by the Assassins like a dirty little sex slave in their free time.”
‘I want to train Evie into a Dominatrix, and then tag-team dominate every other assassin in the games. Except Connor, who is a cinnamon roll with whom we will share our pizza.’
Confession [@laughingcatdog]
‘I’m 5’0. And it just struck me, THE SIZE DIFFERENCE! Imagine how wrecked
I’d be the next day getting fucked by Jacob? Or Shay? Sweet lord, I’d
be Desmond and Shaun’s little doll any day.’
‘Ladies, may I have an orgy with all the Assassins from Rogue? Hope, Shay, Liam, Kesegowaase, Chevalier, Chasseur… I want them all…’