‘Wish Ubisoft can give us a videogame in which we can have sex with any Assassin or Templar you choose. Pick any position you want, any place you want, invite another player for a threesome or have another Assassin or Templar of your choosing.’
‘If any of the Assassins or Templars want public sex, they will have it gladly like: “Yeah! I’m getting banged by this hot Assassin or Templar. Watch us and enjoy the show. I certainly am!”‘
‘Every time I listen to Fever Ray’s song “The Wolf,” I think of an orgy with every character in AC Vahalla. And I’m throwing into the bunch as well.’
‘Ubisoft had a way to torture my life, as if they knew I have a kink for men with long hair and seeing that most of the assassins have ponytails. God! Imagine holding those ponytails while they go down on me. 😳’
‘I’m so sinful for a threesome with Ezio and Leonardo. Or Ezio with Caterina, it depends my mood. Or foursome with them. Maybe Machiavelli and La Volpe getting into the bunch just for fun 😉 The Creed after Midnight Delight.’
‘I just saw that Arno was voted as having the best ass in your dirty polls. I’m not disagreeing, I’m just wondering who among them has the most muscular ass. Better yet, whose ass flexes the best if he’s thrusting into someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘I want Kass, Evie, Aya, and Female Eivor to step all over me.’
‘I want every one of these Assassin and Templar gentlemen to cum all over me. Leave no body part uncovered. Give me a pearl necklace, a facial, a cream pie, glazed croissant, sticky abs, sticky legs…everything.’
‘For Aveline’s birthday I would like to take her to the bordello, so she could have lots of fun with Connor and Edward while I have a super dirty night with Shay and Jacob 😉’
Confession [@vickapinto]
‘My birthday is coming up (June 19) and I would love to have an orgy with Mary Read, Evie, Kassandra, Lucy Thorne, Aya, Cleopatra, and Aveline.’
Buon compleanno from all of us here at La Rosa in Fiore, dearest confessor!