I can’t decide which assassin has the best hairy pecs. Ezio? Arno? Jacob? Bayek? Alexios? Eivor?…
I’d love to sleep on all of them. I’m sure their big hairy pecs are the best pillows.
What do you think?
Confession [@filifuck]
‘I hope I‘m not the only one who gets insanely wet when any Assassin hold the tip of their Hidden Blade against an enemy’s throat, demanding to get answers… with that piece of steel against MY throat, they can get anything they want from me!’
Confession [@naveala]
‘All the assassins and templars are here in the gentleman club. They are all drunk and want to see the show. In front, I appear first, followed by Lucy Stillman and Kassandra, a threesome. We remove each others’ clothes. Kassandra kisses and licks my neck while Lucy fingers me. So excited, I moan. As for the guys, they masturbate, wanting to feel their dicks inside of us. Naked, we three have sex in front of them. I’m burning 🔥 Again 😌😌’
‘Am I alone, who prefers to imagine assassins not fully naked, but in their robes? How they f**k me, only a little pulling down their pants, staying in hoods? Maybe only in an unbuttoned/unzipped robe if it can be unbuttoned.’
I’ve been feeling lonely and, at times, sexually frustrated. So for this holiday season, I’d just love for Arno and the Baguette Boy Band to dominate me. It doesn’t matter which position. It doesn’t matter which hole. They can take what they want and just cherish me for a night. I’d love nothing more than be sandwiched between them, their lips all over me, and me dripping with their cum. Just to be wanted by some hot male attention for once.
Oh, and they need to stay in their Assassin uniforms. I won’t take anything else. Maybe a little bow on top?
Confession [@ellebastille]
‘I really want to play an erotic version of hide and seek with the Assassins. With a twist: Instead of being the “it” looking for everyone, I want to be the one who should hide and have everyone else look for me. To even the playing ground they all agreed to not use their Eagle vision but someone (or maybe even all of them) is definitely going to break that promise. I know that but it doesn’t deter me. In fact, it makes me more excited that they’d all find me and they’d have no choice but to share.’
‘Why can’t Ubisoft create a lusty version of Assassin’s Creed? I got a name for it: Assassin’s Creed Sin-dicate.’
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Incidentally, Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate has the most confessions in this bordello’s history, with over 2500 confessions (followed by Assassin’s Creed III at 1300+) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘What would it be like to be in the middle of an orgy where each male Assassin would take his turn, fuck you until you come, then he withdraws and spills his cum on whichever part of your body he wants? And if you’re so inclined, the female Assassins would either take turns riding on your face or fuck you with a double-headed dildo. And all the while you’re blindfolded so you have no idea who’s fucking you.’
‘Give me a modern!AU where you’re sexting with Assassins and Templars. All the dirty talk, all the audio files, not to mention the visual aspect of it..😉 Just thinking about sharing my naughtiest thoughts with any of them while trying to keep a straight in public, getting their thoughts and teasing me with what they would want to do with me in person, but absolutely relishing in the sexting in the meantime.’
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This reminds me of one of the stories I wrote for Secluded Haystack: One very long smutfest of a fic involving our dear Sir Jacob Frye *coughs*
~ Signora Paola
‘I wish we knew who those to ladies are in the Black Flag trailer and the icon of this site. Low key jealous of Edward for the night he must of had with them.’