Ezio showing Edward, Arno and Connor lesbian porn and Connor’s super flustered and Arno is like amused af and Edward and Ezio simply enjoy everything and when it almost reaches it climax Altaïr comes in and Ezio turns off everything omg I die 😂👌
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That’s not very nice, Ezio. 😏
~ Signora Paola
Mio fratello è un idiota.
~Claudia
‘If the assassins all lived with me in America and saw me with some men they’d get really possessive and would later fuck me so I couldn’t walk straight for days.’
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‘I came out as Bi the other day and honestly I just want to have orgy with all the assassins… but I’d save the twins till last.’
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‘I have a thing for accents and when each and every Assassin’s Creed came out I didn’t know that I would have masturbation material for a near decade.’
‘I listen to Lana del Rey’s “Burning Desire” when I touch myself imagining that it’s one of the irresistible assassins pleasuring me.’
After each game I finish of the AC series two things happen: 1: I cry feeling a giant hole has been ripped in me. 2: I think the assassins would gladly fill it for me //if you catch my drift// ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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‘It is a true tragedy that the vast majority of our beloved Assassins (and Templars) lived before electricity, never mind the Sexual Revolution of the 1960’s, and have never had the chance to experience today’s marvelous flowering of sexual technology, either alone or with a lover.’
Indeed! This is why fanfiction is important IMO. We have the power break the rules and have our beloved characters live in time periods they would never have had the chance in canon. <3 It would be fun to explore how each of them would react to the liberal minds of the 20th and 21st centuries.
~ Signora Paola
‘I’m a girl but I wouldn’t mind dressing up as one of the male assassins and wear a realistic dick and fuck my girlfriend. 🌝’
‘Why does Ubisoft make such characters you just wanna fuck til dawn? I mean don’t stop but god damn.’
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All of the Assassin’s Creed games could be made into porn parodies and you wouldn’t even have to change the name just title them like this, ASSassin’s Creed
Has anyone ever made a porn parody of Assassin’s Creed? If they haven’t already it has so much potential. 😜
Great idea, but I’m a little partial to Assassin’s Need (Assassin’s Plead if it has BDSM) myself. 😉
~ Signora Paola