“I’d like to play a game of strip poker with the Assassins. Not only would it probably get hot and heavy pretty quickly, it’s kind of fun imagining the Assassins interacting with each other.”
“I just wonder how the assassin’s would deal with a sex swing. The person in the swing’s gonna be in extreme pleasure with all the assassin’s “hidden blades” lining up for them. ;3″
*art by doubleleaf
‘So I may or may not have a thing for an assassin harem. I just can’t choose between them. I love the idea of being in control of all of them if only in bed. Every night I would fuck a different assassin or possibly two.’
‘It’s my birthday on Saturday and I would love nothing more than to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with all the Assassins plus Shay. Oh, just imagine all the shenanigans that would go down! 😉’
Confession [x]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, buon compleanno! Indeed, what kind of dirty shenanigans would happen if you were inside a dark enclosed space with any of these ladies and gentlemen for seven minutes? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I want to be a glory hole for the Assassins. They don’t know who they are fucking and I don’t know who is fucking me. They all line up and take turns fucking my pussy and ass until I am leaking cum from both holes.’
Honestly, I could squeeze, spank, slap, or whip any Assassin Ass and be happy. Butts are natural, butts are good; not everybody likes ‘em, but everybody should.
Confession [x]
‘So it’s me again, Madonna Paola. I now know what to call Adéwalé’s–the “Curry Chicken Skewer”. Cesare’s is “the Giant Churro”–with extra hot chocolate sauce–or the “Extra Spicy Salami”, since…ya know…he’s half Spanish, half Italian. Shay’s is obviously the “Pepper Irish-style Sausage”, or maybe he’s the “Irish Cream”. 😉 Cuali (since he’s a damn sexy multiplayer character) is the “spicy Chili Chicken Burrito”. And Edward’s is the “Pirate Plantain”, extra long and extra spicy.’ Yasssss
Image sources: Google Images
Female pirate model: [NSFW]
A follow-up to this infamous food porn (heh, food porn *shot*) post from last year: [click], when I was still head of this bordello.
I am very, very sorry to get back to you anon, one year late. I hope you are still around to see this, and that the wait was worth it~
–Signore Auditore
“I want Edward to tie me naked to the mast of the Jackdaw. He, Charles Vane, Benjamin Hornigold and Blackbeard fuck me endlessly until I can’t take any more orgasms and I’m hoarse from screaming their names”.
“I adore rope bondage so much. I would love more than anything to teach the assassins some rope based restraints. The official reason is ‘in case we need to restrain templar prisoners’ but I think we know the real reason”.
Confessed by: safetywizard
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“I’m a burlesque star and Jacob, Ezio, Connor, Altaïr and Desmond (why not Shay and Haytham too?) are watching tonight’s show. I’m stripping front of the stage and I wink naughtily at them as they become ragingly aroused and hard. One moment I’m suddenly sucking a lollipop and they are moaning already as they imagine me sucking them. After the show they follow me and have their ways with me.“
Confession [artsymistress]
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