‘Imagine: a date with each of your favorite Assassin/Templar during the day and at night you all meet up for the *main event*. So, who’s it gonna be, ladies and gents? Also, nasty acrobatic orgy or sweet steamy lovemaking? All up to you. 😉’
‘Imagine your fav assassin in tight leather pants. You’re welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
‘All of the assassins have such beautiful voices?? Ezio’s just damn sexy, Connor’s is like gold, Arno’s is so unintentionally seductive, Shay’s got the kinda voice that would make me drop my panties for him on request. I mean imagine all of them dirty talking you?? I’d be wetter than a damn beach after a storm.’
I’m such a whore for Assassin’s Creed, I’d have a stud farm with all the Assassins (and some Templars) on it and I’d be sure to ride them all every day.
‘I wouldn’t mind being the Creed’s free will whore or captive sex slave if that is what it takes to be fucked by all the hot Master Assassins. #YesMaster’
Confession [x]
‘Sign me up for an all-male Assassin orgy with Shay and Haytham thrown in this New Year’s Eve.’
Assassin orgy in an Assassin den in Constantinople.
‘All I wish for Christmas is a huge lesbian orgy with all the Assassin and Templar ladies.’
‘I want to do that scene where Scarlett Johansson was dominating Dita Von Teese with any of the Assassin ladies, especially Anne Bonny. Imagining her perfect tits straining in her corset while I tighten it makes me so wet.’
‘All these girls wanting to call the Assassin men “Daddy,” and I’m (a guy) just sitting here wanting Evie, Elise, Opia, Cristina V., Rosa, Anne Bonny, and Lucia Marquez to call me “Master.”’