Buy one of those Shake Weights and “exercise” with it while he’s in front of me
In case he wants a rather vivid demonstration on how vigorous I’d shake that hotdog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Errr, I mean, I hear it’s supposed to make your arms all toned and sexy, so anything to keep his eyes on me, right? 😉
~ Signora Paola
I posted two shots of it in my personal journal over here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*clears throat* Enjoy employing the wonders of science in the study of Jacob’s ass, my friend! Anything to get that degree in Bachelor of Science in Jacobology and graduate with flying colours, hmm? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We at DACS University want our students to excel in their chosen field of expertise.
~ Signora Paola (who would’ve graduated summa cum laude on Connorology, but then she shifted degrees and is now laboriously… sweating on the very hard subjects taught in Jacobology)
P.S. Don’t even try asking my dear Claudia because she’s very busy handling her double majors
Truth be told, I’ve always been good at double majors. The amount of theory I then need to put to practice is the real benefit~
~Claudia
Mi dispiace for the delay in my response, my dearest anon! But yes – we do accept it. As long as it’s all consensual and there’s no harm done. ♥︎
~ Signora Paola
We’re still thinking about it, dear anon! At this rate anything can happen. Heck, if it coincides with his birthday or even Christmas, who knows what could happen? 🤔
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Ah, you tease me, sweet Nonnie. ♥ In all honesty, it is hard to choose. Like you, both options turn me on and it all depends on my mood. It is also possible that my mood might change depending on the handling. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵) I find that I can be rather… malleable when it comes to these things, especially if my partner knows which buttons to push 😉
Love,
~ Signora Paola
It’ll be posted soon, dear anon. ♥ And it’s not really a second part. It’s the uncut version. /o/
~ Signora Paola
Perhaps our patrons have an answer to this because I certainly can’t think of a good reason. (・・。)ゞ
~ Signora Paola
He’s 20 years older, so with age comes more self-control, foresight, and, well, more wisdom really. Serious talk for a moment, I think you could see a glimpse of these in the DLC itself with the way he thought about sending a message to Evie and even telling Nellie, “Remember what I said” before he gave her money.
I mean, I think he’d still have his brash moments, but he definitely would’ve more self-control. And who doesn’t love a composed older gentleman who still has his cocky moments? It also helps a lot that he looks like this
Frankly, I’ve my own ideas as to what makes 40-year-old Jacob so irresistible and I explore more on it in my two-part drabble here (SHAMELESS PLUG). I’m sure our patrons have their own reasons why they love him, so I’ll leave the floor to them to discuss. ^_^
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Maybe ask him if he knows about this blog and if he could read an Ezio confession here? (We feel that every AC voice actor has to undergo this rite of passage at some point) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Of course, please only do so if you’re comfortable with it! Otherwise, please do tell Signore Roger Craig Smith that we are very much inspired by his work as Ezio. *coughs*
Perhaps our patrons have better suggestions? ;D
~ Signora Paola