Well, we didn’t get any birthday confessions for Edward so… ☹️
I’m not sure if people plainly forgot (although we do have a birthday calendar on our blog if viewed on a web browser). A part of me wants to make specialised birthday banners for the characters on their birthdays, but it’s a lot of work… unless I do them all in advance. I don’t even know if our patrons would like that. 🤔
~ Signora Paola
It depends! Normally it’d take a week or so, but if it’s a confession about a character that has gotten a lot of confessions within the span of a week or so, it might take a while.
If your confession isn’t published after a month, then it’s likely Tumblr ate it or we didn’t accept it because it broke our rules or there was a similar confession posted already.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
Molte grazie for wanting to help, anon! 🤗 I use Neutraface and Qlassik for the confession entries. For the blog watermark/Tumblr credit, it’s Caturrita (I’m not sure where you can get it for free, but it’s currently on sale – from $40 to just $8). I also use that font for our regular Sinday confessions 🙂 The rest of the fonts we use are listed here.
~ Signora Paola
Mostly through Google Image Search, but I also look at Hunk O’Pedia (updated) and It’s not porn, it’s Art (sadly not updated; the last post was in December 2015).
Personally, I still find Google Images to be the best of them because while those blogs I mentioned offer a lot of photos, it can be tough to find a photo that has a specific theme in it. 🙂
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Hello, anon! First of all: Grazie for wanting to edit and submit your confession (it helps us a lot especially when we’ve got many confessions to work on)! As for a mobile app, I’ve tried out a few and so far, the apps that I’ve seen can only add one line of text on a photo. If you wish to add more you’d have to do it per line, which isn’t really intuitive in this case.
There is one free online photo editor that I highly recommend and it’s Pixlr Editor. If you’re using an iPhone, then you’re better off using a computer because it requires Flash to run. I don’t know how it works on Android, so if any of our patrons is using that platform, please feel free to chime in on how the website runs with it. 🙂
There is also GIMP which is free, but only if you wish to install it on your computer. 😀
If you have any more questions and/or if you want me to give tips on editing, please leave us a message! (This also applies to any of our patrons who wish to ask me any photo editing tips :D)
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
It’s over here 😉 If you want to see more of our replies to your dirty asks check out our Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits tag. 😀
Yes, please do! The more advanced it is, the better because all confessions are posted on queue. As for the movie confession, yes, we’ve received it, but we’ve decided to post confessions regarding the movie after a month and half so that people who haven’t seen it yet will not be spoiled. 🙂
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
It would be better if you’d submit the photo with your confession, so we can add it to the queue. 😀 Just a bit of warning, though: I may have some skill on Photoshop, but I’m not a wizard. ;^_^ One thing that I look for in a pic is if the subject has just enough of a resemblance to the character (like facial hair, body structure, etc.) so it would be possible for me to edit it.
Grazie,
~ Signora Paola
The queue has two of yours currently (one involving a crossover, the other about Jacob); the last one you submitted (about Connor) is still a WIP. That’s what we have right now currently, so if you sent more than that, we didn’t get it. Fan Mail is fine, especially if it’s a long one. It’s supposed to be received without any hiccups, but this is Tumblr, so we’ll never know. :
Also, something to note: If it’s a Jacob confession it may take longer to show up because we try to balance these confessions out by alternating them so we don’t get the “Too much Jacob1!11!!” complaints like we did with Connor before.
I’m publishing this to also let people know how we organise our confession queue. I hope you don’t mind!
~ Signora Paola
It is quite varied! We usually just add the words “erotica” and “tumblr” in our keywords. You may also add “for women” because a lot of those GIFs are from hardcore porn of the male-gaze variety. Unless that’s exactly what you want, because you may be treated to a lot of close-ups of, well, merging naughty bits.