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Hello, ladies! (everytime I say this, it reminds me of Old Spice commercial xD ). My question is do you have any favorite ships in Syndicate? Excluding yourself, of course :P

January 19, 2016

Oh my gosh, I love the Old Spice commercials, now imagine them with your favourite assassin, si?
Regarding your question I must admit, that I love Jacob – with his unknown wife? To know that Lydia is his granddaughter gave me so much inspiration and happy thoughts about a domestic life – or the angry British sex that occurs in their bedroom 

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Don’t forget, that Jacob is a Scorpio, hurrdurr. 
They tend to have really… intense… activitities in… bed. 😉

-Sister Teodora

Ah, you see, I’ve been in several fandoms (both big and small) that are passionate about pairings to the point that there have been many infighting about them. Only a few ended with both sides wiser. So, now, I rarely ship anyone in a fandom and if I do I take great care not to reveal it.

But to answer your question – no, I don’t ship anyone in Syndicate. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to hear about other people’s ships, though. 🙂

~ Signora Paola

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Frankly, mio caro, I don’t really ship anyone as of yet. I do admit, however, I like the idea of signore Green and dama Frye being together. But, I do reserve my opinion of ships, as I know people get very passionate with them. 

~Claudia

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Has there been any statement of acknowledgement of this blog from Paul yet? Cause I would love to see his reaction 😂 he’d probably be ‘cock’y about the whole thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) if you pardon the pun

January 17, 2016

Aside from these two there hasn’t been any others (none that I’ve heard of anyway). Amazing that a single tweet can radically transform the landscape of a fandom in a week, isn’t it? ;D

I feel like we need to have a special name to call this whole experience. The Great Assassin Reveal of 2016? Laid Bare: A Fandom Exposed? To Boldly Go Where No Voice Actor Has Gone Before?

~ Signora Paola (who is really bad with names)

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To Signora Paola (again): you gave us a hint saying “Have I begun to fantasise about Jacob, you may ask?” And I think you do ;) Cause I do too, but he is my only true love <3 Can I just use this opportunity and thank you for answering almost every ask, for being so dedicated, cute and polite? (other ladies as well :-*) This blog is my life now! :)

January 16, 2016
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Guilty as charged, my friend. I feel the need to play this song every time I think about what had just transpired in my life for the past few weeks.

And thank you so much for your kind words! We shall always strive to make the Rosa in Fiore a great and fun place to be in. <3

~ Signora Paola

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Who’s your favourite dirty assassino?

January 15, 2016

Well, mio caro Nonnie, I admit Connor and Jacob are my top in the list right now. I just can’t help it, they’re so perfect for the fantasies I have… Though, I cannot deny I’ve had fantasies of the other assassini. Perhaps, the ladies want to share their opinions, hmm?

~Claudia

I would say that a good Madame should keep a hands-off policy and let only her clientele feast on the… goods, but I was never great in following my own rules anyway.

I have already revealed that I have sinned quite a lot with Connor, but one very insistent assassino named Jacob Frye keeps pulling me to the sidelines murmuring in very explicit detail what he wants to do. It has taken a lot of willpower to resist him. Being the eldest in the sisterhood I had hoped I would be stronger.

Alas, I am not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola


Everyone is obsessed with Jacob Frye and Connor Kenway and here I am, being a sad sucker for the lonely baguette Monsieur Arno Dorian.
He’s way too adorable with his mimics not to be loved. 
Before him tho I was a really big…. fan… of Altair. 

-Sister Teodora

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For which assassin do you guys receive the greatest number of confessions?

January 15, 2016

Grazie for your question, anon! We were curious about this, too. We had to use a third party script that counts the tags to figure this answer out. Currently, our reigning King of Dirty Confessions is Connor (as expected ;D) The current Top 5 are:

1) Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway
2) Ezio Auditore
3) Altair Ibn-La’Ahad
4) Edward Kenway
5) Jacob Frye

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NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 15, 2016

thenoahwatts:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

Whatever blows your hair back

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~ Signora Paola (someone send her a Phoenix Down please)

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NOAH WATTS HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXISTENCE OF THIS BLOG?! I’m physically restraining myself from losing my shit because there are people around and how do I tell them I’m losing my goddamn mind because a guy who voices one of my favorite characters from a video game series has found out about a blog where people share dirty secrets. Is he okay? Are you guys okay? AM I OKAY? (not really, but i’ll live)

January 14, 2016

On the surface it may seem that we mostly had our wits together, but inwardly we were all

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I’m personally still reeling from this earth-shaking revelation, but as long as there won’t be any more shocking news until this week ends we shall be okay. Mostly.

I can only hope Noah is taking this better than we all do (´๑•_•๑)

~ Signora Paola (who feels paranoid and thinks this isn’t done yet~)

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Not a confession but I’m interested have you ever recieved hate messages? Not major complains but rather angry and hateful ones? I can’t imagine it, and still…?

January 13, 2016

Oh, we’ve had a fair share, but we chose not to publish them. We do get a lot of messages (with pictures!) from porn blogs though, asking us to follow them. Comes naturally with the territory, of course. If only they were Assassin porn blogs, though…

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