It depends on each person. Some people send confessions anonymously and we post them like that. Other send in confessions publicly and we tag them in the description of each edit. Continue with you dirty thoughts, mio caro! (Share them with us, if you please).
~Claudia
Oh, anon, this is a question that we cannot answer with finality! It is tough to choose, honestly.
Perhaps this should be the topic of our next dirty polls. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Ciao! <3
Yes, a stripclub would be perfect for our… well needs? <3
And yepp! Jacob was called something similiar like bi-curious. He’s a young man loving the freedom, so he’s rather curious to check out the other side of the medal. (Source: Assassin’s Den with Jeff Yohalem on youtube)
Grazie for your message!
-Sister Teodora
Mi dispiace, but we do not know the answer to this as well. 🙁
Grazie for the splendid mental image, amico mio. It truly brought us some delight imagining the Assassins stripping.
As for their playlist, I mostly chose these for the beats, but the lyrics are considered as well:
Altair – Red Light Special by TLC (I almost had a nosebleed thinking about this)
Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine (all too perfect for the Italian Stallion™)
Connor – Dirrty by Christina Aguilera (especially made for our Virgin Assassin™)
Edward – your choice is already perfect <3
Adewale – Gimme More by Britney Spears (I obviously have a thing for two of our very muscular Assassins dancing to sexy pop songs)
Shay – Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard (he’s practically the living embodiment of this song)
Arno – Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Li’l Kim, Mya, Pink (aside from the French connection that beat is just something I see Arno dancing to~)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (the beat is slow but has this hard sound and those lyrics mio dio! *does the sign of the cross*)
Edited to add: Like a playlist, these songs can be shuffled for our Assassins. Because I can also see Ezio dancing to Red Light Special (cue nosebleed) or Jacob dancing to Dirrty with his Rooks (*giggling uncontrollably*)
~ Signora Paola
Assassini stripping what a delight~ Here’s my list, amore!
Enjoy the show, my dears!
Altair – Magdalena by A Perfect Circle (He would look so good stripping to this)
Ezio – Pony by Ginuwine (I mean, he is the Italian Stallion, right?)
Connor – Tonight I’m Fucking you by Enrique Iglesias (Ok, I just love this song and Connor dancing to it would end me)
Edward – Satisfaction by Benny Benassi (This song just fits him)
Adéwalé – Hats Off to the Bull by Chevelle (I just think this song really would suit him)
Shay – SexyBack by Justin Timberlake (Love the beat, Shay’s hot.)
Arno – Supermassive Blackhole by Muse (LOve this song and Arno fits with it)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (much like My dear Signora Paola, this is just a masterpiece and then Jacob dancing to it)
Please, do remember I wouldn’t mind seeing them dancing any other song you choose, these however are my guilty pleasures for them.
~Claudia
All my instincts are telling me it’s Ezio, amico mio. (≖ ‿ ≖)
Now if you’re asking how each assassino kisses, then that would probably be for another post (and after a long, drawn-out makeout session investigation).
~ Signora Paola
Hmm… I like to believe Connor gives the most breathtaking, soul crushing kisses anyone could ask for. I mean just looking at his mouth is enough of a sin.
~Claudia
Forgive me Arno, but I believe it is Jacob “I love to crash trains” Frye.
-Sister Teodora.
Molto grazie for your kind words, my friend! Your support is truly the most important thing that keep us going! <3
Regarding your question…
I… honestly do not have a solid answer to this. As a 30-something-year-old I would go for a 40-year-old Jacob certainly, but at the same time I wouldn’t mind his younger and more brash counterpart.
I guess it all depends on how I want the night to end. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Grazie mille for your lovely words! As for your inquiry… What can I say, both versions of Signore Frye are to die for, really. So, why not both? Young Frye with excitement & cockiness; Old Frye with experience & maturity. Really an explosive combination.
~Claudia
(Full set)
Pretty much this entire sequence. Because of course Jacob messes things up and Evie has to clean up after him. I really wanted to kick him in the shins for being such an ineffective assassino.
~ Signora Paola (who ended up loving that nincompoop anyway)
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This whole Michel Reuge’s scenes nearly killed me when I first saw them. Evie’s so damn excited, as if it were Christmas (Assassin Christmas) and then there’s Jacob… clueless, and this particular moment, sold Jacob to me (ahem). A lovely summary of their personalities in the whole game.
~Claudia
Dear sweet anon, may I present you the incarnation of French/Austrian perfectness? Thank you.
-Yours truthfully
Sister Teodora.
I can imagine Arno like a submissive person (whether it be with a man or woman), so his partner in bed would be allowed to ride him and maybe even use some handcuffs? Theres a special tease in it, not to be allowed the person you want to touch so badly <3
-Sister Teodora, who hopes that her other fellow ladies add their answers too because she’s too obsessed with the French baguette.
PS: Shay would be a person who likes several ladies at the same time. His cabin looks like a bordello.
PSS: I think Altair would happily eat his female partner out or give his male partner a bj. Oral is his way.
PSSS: Why am I replying to this alone. I need friends. //sIGH
After much analysis, this is what my personal studies have given me:
Desmond: Spooning (I think he’s the type who loves to snuggle a lot <3)
Altair: Waterfall/Headrush (he loves the feel of the blood rushing to his head)
Ezio: Cowgirl/woman-on-top (I don’t think I need to explain further ;D)
Connor: The Pretzel (gives the deep penetration of the doggy style but there’s still eye contact)
Aveline: Reverse cowgirl/Lap dance (I think she loves to tease)
Edward: Doggy style. Duh.
Adewale: Wheelbarrow (Very athletic, exactly what I see him can do well 8D)
Shay: Standing Dragon (just search for it on Google 8D)
Arno: The Bicycle (alternatively The Valedictorian 8D)
Evie: The Lotus (you know she and Henry would read the Kama Sutra together mwahaha)
Jacob: Can’t decide between The Anvil or The Padlock *coughs*
~ Signora Paola (who probably needs to stop, uhhh, probing about this too much)
After taking into consideration various factors, I’ve come up with this list:
Desmond: Reverse Cowgirl
Altair: Standing
Ezio: Speed bump
Connor: Edge of Heaven
Aveline: Cowgirl
Edward: Kneeling fox
Adéwalé: Power squat
Shay: Missionary
Arno: Spooning
Evie: Melody maker
Jacob: Doggy style
That was intense! Grazie for the ask, Anon! (continues research)
~Claudia