Yes, for the most part (especially with AC3 and AC Syndicate as I have my own personal footage), but we also get our screencaps from Made In Masyaf. 🙂
~ Signora Paola
Yes, for the most part (especially with AC3 and AC Syndicate as I have my own personal footage), but we also get our screencaps from Made In Masyaf. 🙂
~ Signora Paola
Just as long as you share your confessions with us, my dear
And RE the font we use for our edits I use Neutraface Condensed Medium. Claudia uses Birch STD. For SINday Sunday/admin confessionals we use Caturrita (a personal favourite). 🙂
Grazie! <3
~ Signora Paola
It’s definitely the strangest question we’ve gotten in a while, but here’s my answer, dear. I can say, for myself, that I don’t smoke weed or consume any other kind of drugs.
~Claudia
Perhaps disappointing and boring to some of you, but I do not as well. I don’t smoke at all. ._.
~ Signora Paola
What a weird question!
I must disappoint as well, I am not nor will I ever consume weed or any other drugs.(I have asthma so it would be contraproductive lmfao)
-Sister Teodora
Connor still reigns supreme in my heart, but then the Human Disaster™ named Jacob Frye happened and… I’ll just let this post I wrote on my personal blog explain it all.
And please don’t be shy! I know it may take a bit of courage to make your confession, but we will keep you safe here. <3
~ Signora Paola
I still remember it to this day… The day I fell for Connor, my sweet wolf man. That man stole my heart and I just love him. And like, my dear Signora Paola said, don’t be shy my piccolo dolce anon, you and your confessions will be safe here.
~Claudia
This is still my precious French baguette Monsieur Arno V. Dorian.
Since I finally finished the game this day, I fell in love with him even harder than before.
My, my, what a hard decision you have to make, sweetheart. Release yourself and send us your confession, we will treasure them like little golden peas under a matress! <3
-Sister Teodora.
Indeed, mio caro! These confessions are really detailed, lovely and very sexy as well! I can assure you, we have many more in our queue, wait for them!
~Claudia
Let’s see…
Desmond: Would invite you to his favourite bar and even show the bartenders a thing or two about how to make a proper drink (he’s showing off really). He then takes you to a quieter nightclub because he wants to spend the rest of the night just hearing your voice.
Altair: Would take you to fine art and historical museums. He would comment on each historical and artistic piece, astonishing you because he seems so well-read. He then ends the night by commenting on you and how you’re the true work of art (awww).
Ezio: Would take you to a restaurant overlooking the city. He makes sure that you’re the only ones in the place. There’s soft music in the background while you’re trying to finish your meal because he just can’t stop gazing at you. After your meal, he asks you for a dance. Your faces are so close you can feel every breath he takes.
Connor: Would take you out stargazing. He would plan this several months in advance because he wants you to have the best view. The place is very remote, but he has prepared for everything (food, lodging, etc.). When you’re finally out viewing the stars he tells the stories of the stars according to his native heritage. As the night draws on it becomes cold so he pulls you closer to him for a tight hug, a thick blanket surrounding you both.
Aveline: Would take you out on a “treat ourselves” date. She would take you to a spa, and you would have a couple’s massage. She especially loves the private jacuzzi so make sure you’re ready to spend an hour in there with her.
Edward: Would be surprisingly “traditional” and take you out on a movie date. He’s a bit of a movie junkie so he could watch several movies in one go (his record was 7 in one day). He would watch a chick flick with you just to get in the Valentine’s mood and he surprises you because he actually loves it.
Adéwalé: Would take you out on an indoor rock-climbing. Now whether or not you have experience he’s still far more experienced than you so this is actually a little ruse for him to touch you in public while he assists you. You don’t mind it at all because the view he gives you when he climbs up that wall is spectacular (he’s wearing a sleeveless shirt and a pair of shorts that is a little snug on his butt :D).
Shay: Would take you out iceskating and vows to teach you how to do it (if you know how to skate you’re going to pretend that you don’t just so he could teach you). You keep stumbling and he’s only too happy to catch you every time. At some point he tries to show off by doing a little jump and twirl but he only lands on his butt. XD
Arno: Would actually book tickets to a country you’ve never visited before. He’s going all out with this so your Valentine’s will be a two-week affair. There will be sightseeing trips, of course, but you are surprised by just how much he’s turning into a foodie and sampling every foreign food he sees. He doesn’t let you take the food until he’s given it his approval (he wants to make sure it’s safe for you to eat awww).
Evie: Like Altair, she’d take you to a museum, but instead of a historical or an art gallery she’d take you to a more ‘modern’ museum like a science museum. Her innate curiosity to know more is adorable and you’re content just watching her being excited over the little exhibits. She’s also the kind who would try everything in a science museum much to your delight (she would hog those electrical globes, make scary faces, and share the photos with Jacob tbh).
Jacob: Would take you out to Disneyland. Would ride Splash Mountain numerous times (much to your chagrin) because he wants to do multiple photos that would rival these. He buys several hats with the Mouse ears (even the pink Minnie ones) and wears them proudly (much to your embarrassment). You’re almost certain that your supposedly romantic Valentine’s date will end with this ridiculous manchild, but when the fireworks start at night he suddenly turns all serious and wraps his arms around you tightly, silently watching the fireworks being reflected on your face.
Thank you so much for this ask! <3 While it is not dirty at all, it’s nice to explore this side of each Assassin. <3
~ Signora Paola
Please, excuse my lateness, amore!
Desmond: I see him as the type of guy that would take his partner out to have some fun, maybe to go a dancing club, grab some drinks and simply have fun… BUT, he would so “kidnap” you from work, just to have fun that whole day!
Altair: He would prepare something special and intimate back home. A lovely dinner, lots of candles and flowers… All this a surprise for his dear love after a long day!
Ezio: I see him as the type of guy that would love to show you off to everyone, so he buys the outfit he thinks compliments you the most and takes you out for dinner at a fancy place, he dances with you and simply shows everyone the person he loves dearly.
Connor: He would try to out do himself year after year. He would take you to different, intimate places. He would take you camping or maybe to a river or forest to make a lovely, romantic picnic with you! He would cook everything, too!
Aveline: I see her as throwing a small party to celebrate her love for you. She would make everything fancy and make sure to share this moment not only with you, but with everyone that makes part of your life.
Edward: Would so take you on his private ship for a long weekend of romance and being away from daily life’s responsibilities! The two of you would sail across the Caribbean islands to find a secluded place to enjoy the days!
Adéwalé: He would take you out for a night of dancing, ballroom dancing that is. He would look so suave and simply make you sigh with his expertise and confidence.
Shay: He would surprise at work with flowers and simply take you out to the park. Sometimes less is more and Shay applies this. He buys you some cotton candy, you two go get some ice cream and he simply tries his best to make you smile!
Arno: He would so pamper you all day! He would take you to the spa, buys you the best of clothes, take you out to your favorite fancy place to dinner and then at home he would help you bathe and just love you~
Evie: Being the expert of flowers, she would surprise you with a lovely bouquet with flowers that symbolize all you mean to her. Then she takes you out to stargaze (I see her as a space enthusiast), looking for constellations meaningful to you and her, making sure you’re always comfortable and smiling.
Jacob: He would “kidnap” you from work or just any place you currently are and then you two would simply get in trouble! Take lots of photos making silly faces in photo booths; getting to a fancy place for dinner, asking for a table (the place is packed) and leaving without paying; go dancing at a club; play at the city’s fountains and running from the police.
Thank you for the ask, dear! I had fun thinking for the answers!
~Claudia
Oh, amico mio, if your question were something like, “How does each assassin give dirty talk?” then I would be veeeeryyyyy happy to research the answers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BUT I believe we have another good topic for our next dirty polls. What do you our valued patrons think? 😉
~ Signora Paola (who’s already melting thinking about the style of each assassino)
Certainly, amore! In this kiss while you’re gently kissing your partner you should make a purring sound, loud enough to be heard and felt. After that, you can finish it by biting and sucking your partner’s lips. It’s a wild, exciting kiss to get your blood flowing!
~Claudia (who should find someone to purr kiss with…)
Oh, my, let’s see if I have a good feel of each assassino’s style:
Desmond: Very playful, would nip your jaw and the type who would “accidentally” bump his nose against yours because he wants to hear you laugh.
Altair: Very slow and exploring, would keep touching your face, his fingers tracing every bump and groove of your skin.
Ezio: Would corner and trap you against a wall. He would then bury his face against your neck as a warm-up and slowly make his way up, whispering sweet Italian words in your ear. The way he kisses depends on how turned on he is.
Connor: Would rest his forehead against yours, ask you very sweetly if it’s okay to kiss you. He would be tentative at first, but once he goes in he really goes in. Considering his height (6′4″ godDAMN) you would likely stand on your toes but he’ll be only too happy to carry you.
Aveline: She would tease you, giving you quick pecks and playfully pushing you every time you try to deepen the kiss. She does this multiple times until you’re certain that you’ll never be able to kiss her properly. Then she goes in for the kill and bites your lower lip. 😉
Edward: He’s the type who loves giving surprise kisses. Like a good Assassin he sneaks up behind you and leaves kisses on every body part he can reach. Watch out when he starts kissing you with fervour. You’d probably drown ;D
Adéwalé: Would take your hand and kiss it reverently, very slowly working his way towards your wrist, your arm, your shoulder, your neck. He would then give you and intense look before finally kissing you.
Shay: A champion of slow kisses (would probably beat Altair), he can be very patient with his exploring. He would catalogue every reaction he is stirring up from you and would use it to his great advantage later 😉
Arno: Would kiss your eyelids and cheeks first, then would rub his face against yours like a contented cat. When he starts kissing you, his eyes would remain half-open because he loves to see your face.
Evie: She loves to nibble and would gently gnaw at your neck for hours, alternating it with deep breaths as she tries to memorise your scent. You know she’s definitely wanting that immersive kiss when she looks up at you with that Devilish Frye Smirk™ while biting her bottom lip.
Jacob: Would push you against a wall, all rough and ready. You think he’s going for the kill, but then he merely gives the middle of your lips a tiny lick. He would then place his mouth against your ear and take deep breaths, inhaling your scent (he and Evie share this apparently), purring with each exhale. The kiss doesn’t happen unless you demand for it. ;D
Oh dio mio that certainly took a while! I daresay the level of difficulty for this, uhh, research is almost at par with me designing and writing the code for this blog’s layout!
But thank you for giving me the opportunity to answer this, my friend. <3
~ Signora Paola
Oh anon, I couldn’t resist answering this lovely question too. I hope you don’t mind…
Desmond – Lip Tease Kiss, I like thinking he teases.
Altair – Single-Lip Kiss, what that lip scar this kiss would be lovely.
Ezio – Fiery Kiss, plus him whispering in your ear…
Connor – Aggressive Kiss, this would give me chills.
Aveline – Lip Trace Kiss, rather sexy wouldn’t you think?
Edward – Drink Kiss, I think he would love doing this…
Adéwalé – Hard Kiss, figured he would be good at it.
Arno – French Kiss, I mean it’s obvious.
Shay – Ice kiss, chilly!
Jacob – The biting kiss, sweet and rough, just like our Jacob!
Evie – Purr Kiss, you know to send chills down your spine.
I’ll have to practice some of these~
~Claudia