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Secluded Haystack

So um… about Haystack submissions… do you accept sort of slow-burn (that still fits within the word limit)? I kinda started to write one but then the feels came in and punched me in the face, and it turned into sort of hurt/comfort emotional sexytime. Not sure what to do with it now… oops

February 11, 2016

As long as there’s still smut in there then it’s all good. ;D

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

I’m currently trying to convince my friend to send you guys an Arno thing for the Secluded Haystack… But she’s too embarrassed. Can I have some help?

February 10, 2016

Alright, dear friend of this super lovely anon,

Sister Teodora speaking here. You know, I am an absolutely hardcore-fan of Arno V. Dorian and I’d be pleasured to see your work in our Secluded  Haystack. Would you kindly send us something, so my eyes and brain have something to enjoy?

Yours sincerely with best regards,

Sister Teodora, who would be the happiest woman alive.

PS Remember this cutie face.

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DACS Greatest Hits

Rank the assassins (or that one Sneaky templar…YOU KNOW WHO I AM SAYIN’) To your most favorite, to your least.

February 10, 2016

I am afraid I must refrain from answering this, amico mio. I have my favourites, certainly, but I’m not really the ranking kind especially when I have to rank them from most to least. ;^_^

I’m very sorry to disappoint you!  Maybe my fellow mods may be able to answer this better. 😀

~ Signora Paola

To take shame away from our beloved Signora, I will reply to this message with delight.

Arno, Jacob, Shay, Altair, Edward, Ezio, Connor

(that would be for the males only)

Shao Jun, Evie, Aveline

(for the females only; if missed someone, sorry x) )

Arno, Shao Jun, Jacob, Shay, Evie, Altair, Edward, Aveline, Connor

(mixed)

I only included the playable protagonists.

-Sister Teodora.

Mi dispiace, amore, but I can’t rank my dear assassini! I’m the kind of person that sees all the good each has to offer and I feel like I would never make them justice by ranking them. I can tell you, however, that all hold a very special place in my heart.

Grazie for understanding and I hope you forgive me!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I know I probably shouldn’t be asking for an audio clip, but is there any way you could post the audio of Paul reading that little “dirty fan fiction” from this blog? It was so incredibly hilarious and amazing and I’m sure anyone who hasn’t heard the podcast yet would love to hear it! :D thank you!

February 9, 2016

Oh, do you mean this one? ;D

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Imagine all the actors and actresses of Assassin’s Creed made a video of them reading these confessions?! Holy shit, I’d have a field day! 😱😭

February 9, 2016

An audiobook compilation even. There’s over 2000 confessions to go through though, so to make it simple and sweet they should read whatever’s on our Porn Star Status page. Yes.

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~ Signora Paola