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Jacob is married in the Jack the Reaper DLC or at least he has a child , i’m sure of it because it happens in 1887, his grandaughter Lydia wad born in 1893 which means 5 years after JTR,Why do you think they didn’t mention or inclued his family ?

March 7, 2016

Perhaps Ubisoft wanted the fans to fill in the blanks. Or perhaps they’re not done yet.

Who knows? :O

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Question: Are there sometimes confessions which are so hardcore that you just think: O.o what in the world did I just read?!

March 6, 2016

If you’ve been doing this for 3 years and have processed thousands of confessions eventually you build up a sort of tolerance for these things. 😉

Seriously, though, it’s not really the shocking nature that gets to me. It’s when we get an occasional strange confession that I go

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~ Signora Paola

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Oh dear ladies of this amazing bordello, this is not a confession, but a question. How do you define Jacob Frye in a dictionary? :3 (I know! It’s so weird! But take it as an adoration for my love for Signore Frye. ;) Also, I really really appreciate the amount of work that you ladies are doing here! I hope 2016 would be better than 2015 in this blog! Love lots, An Anon Who Loves Jacob Frye Way Too Much <3)

March 6, 2016

Jacob ∙ Frye | jākäb ∙ frī |

Etymology: Jacob meaning “seizing by the heel.” Frye has two possible sources. The first is as a nickname or status name from the Old English pre 7th Century word ‘freo’ or ‘frig’ meaning ‘free (born)’ i.e., not a serf, and not belonging to a lord. The second origin is from another nickname, this time for a small person from the Middle English word ‘fry’ meaning offspring, or small person.

Jacob Frye, defined by some as human disaster, is analogous to having conflicting emotions about someone, e.g.: “He drives me crazy I don’t know whether to give him a kiss that’s full of sin or give him a kick in the shins. I suppose he’s a Jacob Frye.”

Jacob Frye can also be used as an insult when responding to a false statement such as, “I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.” The response can be worded as such: “I don’t know where you get your delusions, Jacob Frye.

In Tagalog, Jacob Frye is synonymous to makalaglag panti.

~ Signora Paola (Jacob is the Han to her Leia so please excuse her ramblings)


Jacobo

 Frye | In Spanish

Definitions

  • Jacob Frye, a person who could conquer the world with you or watch it burn… because he burned it, e.g.: “He invited me to the movies last week, but I remembered we got caught doing the dirty and we aren’t allowed there anymore.” A proper response would be: “He’s such a Jacob Frye.”
  • Jacob Frye, a man with many responsibilities, but avoids taking care of them, e.g.: “You were supposed to pay the rent, not go out drinking, Jacob Frye!”

Synonyms

  • Manchild  
  • Disaster 
  • Actual-good-guy

Antonyms

  • Evie Frye
  • Henry Green

In Puerto Rico, Jacob Frye is synonym too: algarete & guillao.

~Claudia (Jacob Frye expert since November 2015)

Miscellaneous

So I’ve been mulling over an idea for some time and I feel like this blog/fandom is a good place to start. Last September there was, apparently, a “Self-Insert Day” in some fandoms. Now, I have always liked self-insert fanfic/art so I was pretty stoked about this day. My thought is, though, why only one day? Let’s make a “Self-Insert September!” A whole month of fans creating self-insert work to celebrate their love of their fandoms. The Secluded Haystack already is a great venue for such works.

March 6, 2016
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Sounds like a great idea, my friend! We will certainly support this kind of event even if it’s not all dirty.

Now, I’m not sure if this bordello would be the most appropriate avenue to start this (as it would entail that only dirty works should be accepted), so anyone who wishes to start this on September will have our full support. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Here is a random question, what do you think the Assassin’s gender preferences are…

March 5, 2016

I may not speak for the other ladies, but sexuality and preferences is a very heavy and sensitive topic on tumblr, so I’d (at least) prefer not to reply to this message. Maybe I’m wrong and my fellow ladies would love to reply to this?

-Sister Teodora.


I find that this is tricky for me to answer as well. I’m rather wary of doing personal headcanons of a character’s sexuality (in the same way that I’m wary of being passionate with shipping and OTPs). I hope you understand, my dear anon.

~ Signora Paola


While we do have canon information regarding certain assassini, I also, prefer not to answer as to respect people’s personal headcanons regarding the sexual preferences of a character. I hope you understand and if you have any other question for us, do send it in!

~Claudia

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March 5, 2016

I personally would, my friend. This is coming from someone who’s also in the Mass Effect fandom, so reading about sex with humanoid/bipedal creatures is not strange to me. 😉

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

First Paul, and now Noah. Do you think any of the other voice actors for our favorite assassins will come across the confessions, or your blog?

March 5, 2016

I will be more surprised if they haven’t yet, frankly.

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I apologize for wasting an ask on this, but I have sent two confessions so far and it’s been over a week now. Did I miss them or am I THAT far behind in the queue due to your blog’s recent business? :|

March 4, 2016

I only see one in the queue (due to post 3 days from now) and I’m not seeing any further WIPs from the other mods with your username on it, so it’s likely that the other one didn’t go through or perhaps it has been posted already.

We do have a full queue and it doesn’t seem to go less than 30 posts these days. The moment it goes below 50, it slowly gets filled up again with more confessions. The queue is still posting 12 confessions a day, although I just dialled it back in to 10 because it’s taking us a little longer to add new ones. I’ll bring it back to 12 when we’ve caught up.

It’s funny because this is really the first time we’re dealing with a rather bloated queue. Mia cara Claudia and I were just reminiscing about the good ol’ days, but that would be for another post. 😉

Grazie for your patience!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

How would the Assassins respond to discovering that their significant other had been raped? I apologize if you ladies are uncomfortable with answering this

March 3, 2016

We actually have a message asking us the same thing before (it’s in our drafts right now). I’m still on the fence if I should respond to it or not. Slightly leaning towards more on the ‘I’d rather not’ honestly, but we shall see. We still have several asks to go through, so please bear with us. ♥️

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola