Hmm sadly I cannot say as I haven’t played all of Unity, but if we had shirtless Ezio, Edward, and Connor all at some point, there probably is one for Arno huehue. Maybe the other mods and answer this?
~ E
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No, Arno doesn’t have one at all, which is a damned shame, really. Ezio, Edward, Connor, and Jacob all got to go shirtless at some point, so Arno joins Altair, Desmond and Shay (I think) in the “no shirtless scene” club. Boo.
~ Signora Paola
Thank you! Well so, I left just before the holidays because I lost a lot of interest in the fandom after the whole Unity thing, and how Ubisoft had been acting. I also just got so worn down by having to constantly update the tags and make sure everything was coherent. But I’m really glad that @megustasermala was able to make the tags list and tagging so much more seamless now! She did such an amazing job, definitely better than what I did back then LOL. I’m not the most organized person in the world, but I do as best as I could to keep tagging and indexing look neat.
I quit because I just couldn’t handle running multiple blogs anymore (mind you I run another big one, and also had some role-playing blogs on the side. But I’m cutting down and really just keeping to DACS and my personal blog. I find as I get older, I have less and less time for tumblr and fandom ~_~).
I don’t want to bore you down with the details, but long story short: I had fandom burn-out, and got busy in real life with holiday retail job bleh. What convinced me to come back was the madness I missed just when I left…all the good stuff always seems to happen just when I leave. D: Like how Noah, Paul, Loomer and some AC staff writers apparently know about this blog and now there’s been a podcast about it. Apparently, Noah has been secretly reblogging some of the stuff posted here, too. To this day, I still really don’t know what to think of that. XD;
So now I’m back because I missed out on a lot of good things and I remembered what made this blog so fun in the first place. Also because all ya’ll convinced me to play Syndicate now, too. I have to see what the hype is around Jacob. 😛
Aww, thank you! That was my vision for this blog: to make it a safe haven for those that just need someone to be like, “Hey, I feel that way, too!” and hopefully something good or at least fun would come out of confessing something potentially embarrassing… like all the good sexy fics out there, or all the good LOLs that were had. 😛 Or the craziness that happened with the AC crew actually finding out this blog *chokes* (still don’t know how to feel about that TBH bwahahaha forever caught between embarrassment and flattery~)
I have to admit, this was my one refuge to go whenever the AC fandom would get really dumb at times, or full of too much drama. There’s something about sexy thoughts brings everyone together. 😛
And that’s what I miss about this blog and why I came back. Thank you for the kind welcome!
How did Jacob get his own bed sheet? Is it made out of silk? He may have some nice sheets, but he’ll never have a nice mask like mine.
Reasons why Desmond doesn’t get as much love, as the other assassins:
1. he dead
2. many people do not acknowledge the modern timeline as important (thats what I heard)
3. he dead
Sorry u x u)b
Keep sinning, my dear.
-Sister Teodora.
PS: I love Desmond, by the way. I really love him. But I am really sarcastic. Maybe the other ladies have better replies than mine, haha.
Now, now, Sister, that’s not a fair thing to say because technically all the historical assassins and templars that’s keeping our bordello in business are dead. (^～^)
But seriously, the modern Assassins/Templars just don’t get as much love as the ones who lived in the past. It’s understandable because the games have always placed more importance on the historical aspect and the modern world is just there to remind you that there is an Assassin/Templar struggle ongoing in the present (for me anyway). I mean, I’ve heard some people don’t like the modern world at all and would rather skip it, which is sad. 🙁 I always appreciate what Ubisoft tries to do in the modern world scenes (yes, even the 1st person POV in Revelations).
~ Signora Paola
M’LADY; MADAME; MY QUEEN, SIGNORA PAOLAAAAA
I think you may have a new job for this thirsty anon and the thirstier Sister Teodora. 😉
Let me save that podcast first. ;D
~ Signora Paola (who’s at work atm so she can’t do anything right now ;^_^)
It was not easy, frankly. It took me probably 3 hours using the full extent of my Google-fu to find the appropriate GIFs. It was actually easier to find straight up hardcore porn GIFs. And even if this is an NSFW blog I’m the kind of lady who still who wants to leave something to the imagination. ;D
That said, I may utilise more of this GIF usage in the next round of ‘ask the admins’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
We used all possible options of taking a bath (lake, bathtub, pool etc.)
Desmond: Would prefer a public pool, but not the public, public kind, but maybe the whirlpool. Some alone time, cheeky flirting – the other stuff will follow at home.
Altair: A small oasis, somewhere in the unknown desert. Would surprisingly be a little romantic with sweet love making under the stars.
Ezio: Bathtub. His famous bathtub scene was just too good for this world. Like Desmond, the other stuff will follow later on in his bed.
Connor: Down in the harbour of Davenport, the Aquila’s captain cabin will be the place for the fun~
Aveline: She literally calls for an adventure in the bathtub.
Edward: A little swimming competition in Nassau, before he lures you under deck.
Adéwalé: Would let you and your bath prepared and surprises you with rough, yet sweet love making.
Arno: The bathtub in his room is screaming for some wild action that splatters the floor with water!
Shay: Bathing in a small vowel, keeping you close – he’d be the snuggling type with passionate love making in his cabin!
Haytham: Would prepare a bath for you and him in the Green Dragon Tavern, forcing you to keep it quite, while he fingers you.
Shao Jun: Would give you a special treatment with her skills, she had as a concubine. Those, she would use, after the bath as well.
Arbaaz: The bath smells wonderful thanks to the spices he added, it would be a little bit inspired by the milk baths of Cleopatra and the room would be filled with your pleasures screams of lust and joy.
Evie: She would be a little bit flustered, doesn’t really know what to do, so you have to support and assure her a little bit. Sweet, innocent love making afterwards.
Jacob: Would visit a public bathhouse with you, hides there, after it closes its doors and would fuck you roughly while the moon glimmers on the waterskin.
-Sister Teodora.
Desmond: the kind of guy that would sneak in the shower, massage your shoulders and the get busy with you.
Altair: would probably bathe in the bureau in a large washbasin filled with oils and whatnot. You would join and he would complain at all, he would kiss you tenderly and make love to you.
Ezio: he would bath at the sanctuary or the public baths at late night. In both cases he would invite you to join him and he would take very good care of you by taking right there and then.
Connor: being the nature lover he is, the river and lake would be his preferred bathing sites, specially waterfalls. He might even surprise once in awhile by sneaking when you’re taking your bath, hugging from behind, whispering dirty things to you and taking you under the beating waterfall.
Aveline: since she was raised as a proper lady, she would run bath in her room and relax there, that is until you join her and aid her get clean, or dirty, you decide.
Edward: would probably find an island with a small river to take baths and taking you with him. The long make out sessions in the water, the way his hands would roam your wet skin, well let’s hope you can hold your breath for a while.
Adéwalé: much like a captain, he would retire to his cabin by the end of the day and prepare a bath to ease the tensions his body might have. You can join him, massage his taut muscles and drive him mad with pleasure.
Arno: would prefer to bathe in the Café Théâtre with you in the tub already waiting for him. He would strip for you and then get in to make sure you clean yourself everywhere.
Shay: would keep you very close to him in the washbasin in his cabin. He would relax with you, soothe your body with kisses and then get busy with you making quite a splash.
Haytham: Mr. Kenway has a love for spontaneous acts, so he would surprise you while you bathe and seduce you into perdition. He would help you bathe and kiss you and, ultimately, take you.
Shao Jun: since she was raised to be a concubine, her skills to make you feel good are well known to her. She would run a bath for both of you, massage oils on your skin, sing softly while doing so, then her touches would get more sensual until you can take it and you both fall prey to lust and desire.
Arbaaz: a connoisseur of spices, flowers and scents, he would prepare the ultimate bathing experience for you and enjoy the way to seem to relax in the water. He would slip in and touch you sensually, causing you to lose control over your actions and take him there.
Evie: would love to have her lover play with her hair and help her wash it, you would get in with her and help her until she decided she wanted help for something else, and well, you can deny Miss Frye, can you now?
Jacob: he and you would probably sneak in one of the rich people’s Turkish baths (which were quite popular back then, mind you) and there both would have fun with each other. The steam would heat up your bodies as he takes you passionately in one of the baths. Let’s hope you don’t get caught…
~Claudia
If you don’t mind, I’m going to change this up a little and use GIFs to respond to this ask (as I did before in the “What is the Assassins’ favourite place to kiss?” ask). Putting these under a cut. Again, I apologise to anyone using mobile! ;^_^
Desmond: All steamy goodness
Altair: Might ambush you while you’re taking a shower
Ezio: Would work those soap suds all over your body
Connor: Would carry you as you spend more time kissing than actually taking a bath
Aveline: Would demand that you clean her first (she will do the same to you, don’t worry)
Edward: Would attempt to make out underneath the water, of course
Adéwalé: Would ask that you go skinny dipping with him
Arno: All opulent and slow in a bath tub
Shay: Would hold you very close (a snuggler in the shower)
Haytham: Would surprise you and bathe with your clothes still on
Shao Jun: Straight to business ;D
Arbaaz: Would still be partially clothed while you’re completely naked because he’s a tease like that
Evie: All relaxed in a tub, would make out for hours if needed
Jacob: There’s no way he’s going slow when you’re both wet and slippery
~ Signora Paola
From your lips to God’s ears, my friend. But I would like to offer this challenge as well: The lack of Haystack entries of your favourite character means that it’s waiting for you to write something. 😉 Let your imagination run wild! If you’ve confessed your sins to us already then believe me when I say that you are already halfway there.
If you’re thinking, “But I’m not a good writer” then I’d like you to take that thought by its tail, crush it, and throw it away. We will never judge anyone’s writing skills. ♥️
And please remember what the great Bob Ross said:
Love,
~ Signora Paola
I believe we do have one Edward story in the queue. Perhaps if our dear patrons would politely send in prompts for us to post, more writers will be inspired to add to that number.
♡ Fiora
I’m from the Philippines. Mabuhay! *does a beauty contest wave*
~ Signora Paola
I currently reside somewhere in the wilds of the western United States.
♡ Fiora
I’m from Puerto Rico! Cozy island in the Caribbean.
~Claudia
The cold and harsh Germany it is! But I am half chinese as well 🙂
-Sister Teodora.