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So mods, I recently got my nipples pierced and I started wondering how our dear assassins would react to piercings and tattoos in a, ah, sexual situation… Any ideas?

March 23, 2016

Well I think Edward Kenway and Adéwalé are quite used to the whole tatts and piercings idea, since they are pirates after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think they’d just treat it like it’s simply there, due to how common they were among the pirate community. Although I do think they might tug and pull at nipple piercings in order to tease every now and then.

I also think Desmond would be kind of secretly deviant and get a Prince Albert piercing on his pene, hehehehe~ show it off to whomever comes across it…

– Ezio


I think Connor, Aveline, Haytham, Shay, Arno, and Evie would be taken aback at first. Perhaps they’d even be concerned about the tenderness of your skin during the first several days. Especially when it’s a nipple piercing! I can imagine them being a little horrified about it. At least at first. 8D

Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Edward, Adewale, Shao Jun, Arbaaz, and Jacob would be totally cool with it though. I can even imagine them becoming curious enough that they’d want to get those piercings themselves.

I think all of them would play with those piercings during sex; it’s just the question of how often (and how rough 8D) they’d play. I can see Altair, Edward, Adewale, and Jacob playing a little rough and would constantly sneak in a few tugs and pulls every chance they get even outside the bedroom. ;D

~ Signora Paola


Oh! Let’s see…

Desmond, Altair, Ezio, Aveline, Edward, Adéwalé, & Arbaaz would be more into piercings. I think they would be very open minded when it comes to achieving sexual pleasure by other means, like piercings. They would be happily surprised and curious when you tell them you got one, so they would ‘experiment’ as much as possible to see how they work. They may even get some for themselves. They also like tattoos, but piercings really turn them on.

Connor, Shay, Haytham, Arno Shao Jun, Evie & Jacob would be more into tattoos. Now don’t get me wrong, they would like your piercings ( and play with them), of course, but it’s something about tattoos that really spikes their arousal. They would trace their fingers and mouths through them, noticing how much more sensitive your skin is there.

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Am I the only one who thinks that Chris Hemsworth would be a perfect cast should they ever include Edward Kenway in the live-action AC movie?

March 22, 2016

Oh, definitely not. Maybe his voice is a tad deep for Edward (he is Thor after all), but he definitely has the look down

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Never forget~

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I have a question for Fiora: is Shay a top or bottom?🌚

March 21, 2016
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I’m actually not avoiding the question when I say I think he could go either way. He seems to me like the type that would want his lover to be happy, and would adapt to whatever the mood was at the time.

♡ Fiora (who turned about a thousand varieties of pink when she saw this ask
(/ω\) ohmigawdthankyou)

Miscellaneous

Just a quick question: What if the cast of AC (could be from all or some of the games) go to this blog whenever they meet up and they collectively read the confessions here? So it could be that even Adrian Hough is reading our sinfulness. P.S., I love this blog and all of you Señors and Señoras running it.

March 20, 2016

Frankly, it would be a great honour! Funny how I’m saying that now; a few months ago I would’ve said, “NO. IT WOULD BE TOO EMBARRASSING D:” I believe the whole encounter with both Mr. Amos and Mr. Watts (not to mention being mentioned in Loomer’s podcast) had shown me that the actors and even the developers who worked in the games discovering this blog wasn’t so shameful after all! I’m certain not every one of them would be comfortable with it though, which is why I would be quite upset at any attempts to “force” any of these actors to read a confession. D: Otherwise, it would be great if they do meet up and read this blog for their entertainment 😀

Grazie for your question and your praise, my friend!  ♥
~ Signora Paola

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Not a dirty confession, but I was wondering: One of my fav books is the Golden Compass, where the person’s soul walk beside the person as an animal, called Daemon. The Daemon shows to the other people what kind of human is the Daemon’s owner, so it is like a walking mirror about the people. What do you think, our fav assassins (including Haytham and Shay) what kind of animal they’d get? :D (Anything but eagle please, except for Altair. He can has the eagle xD)

March 17, 2016

I tried my best and replied to this (and this book got me interested O_ô)

Desmond: German shepherd – those dogs are so loyal, talented in training and very, very cuddly!

Altair: Arabian horse – very elegant, fast and fiery. 

Ezio: European honey buzzard – a migrating bird which’s diet contains wasps.I chose it, because Ezio travels a LOT in his three games (first in Italy only, then Constantinople)

Connor: Grizzly bear – its self explaining. Really. It is.

Aveline: Hornet(-Queen) – She is a strong, independent and lethal woman and hornets are hella horrific. (Please do not click on the link above, if you’re afraid of insects!)

Edward: Capuchin monkey, they look cute and sometimes they eat ripe fruits and get drunk (?) 

Adéwalé: Lion, self explaining, really.

Arno: I, somehow, see him as a wolf, because he is quite lonely at the end of AC:U.

Jacob: A WEASEL I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF A WEASEL!

Evie: The red fox! Or a stoat. A short-tailed weasel…

Shao Jun: I’d say common panda, but the red panda fits quite well! 

Arbaaz: Definitely an Indian tiger.

-Sister Teodora.


I read this book, and the rest of the His Dark Materials series, a while back! So for male assassins, their daemons are female and viceversa! Let’s see:

Desmond: Maine Coon Cat, very sociable, sweet, playful, active. They’re also described as loyal and loving.

Altair: Peregrine Falcon ♀, for it’s speed, quick attacks and the deadly air assassination (high speed dive).

Ezio:

Eurasian lynx ♀, loves to hunt and ambush it’s prey. Climbs to high places to verify the area.

Connor: Gray Wolf ♀, excellent hunter, quiet, stealthy and strong. Works well with others and always protects the pack, just like Connor.

Aveline: 

Gray fox ♂, can climb trees, is quite the hunter and ,when it needs to, it can be stealthy. They can also be playful!

Edward:

Sooty tern ♀, a sea bird that loves staying close to the sea, where it hunts for food and works with the colony to survive, like pirates.

Adéwalé: Jaguar ♀, stealthy, lethal and great at camouflage… Perfect companion to an assassin.

Arno: 

Chartreux cat ♀, playful, bonds with a special person, observant and quite intelligent too, like our dear Arno.

Shay: American Black Bear ♀, strong, independent. When confronted can become quite dangerous.

Haytham: Common European Viper ♀, usually hunts on the grounds, doesn’t climb trees, will not attack unless threatened. Prefers to work alone.

Shao Jun: Golden Pheasant ♂, not only its color echoes her assassin robes, but the golden pheasant is a symbol of beauty and refinement.

Arbaaz: King Cobra ♀, because, like an assassin, they usually avoid confrontation, but are deadly when engaged.

Evie: British Longhair Cat ♂, calm, and very observant. Cunning and quiet hunters. Prefers indoors.

Jacob: Labrador Retriever ♀, playful, intelligent, hard-working, but kinda silly at times. Does this sound familiar?

~Claudia

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Not a dirty question, but I wanna hear about your ideas for an AC-game that would take place in your respective countries! Like, what time period, what would happen, what pieces of Eden would be there, things like that! Thank you 💖💖💖

March 16, 2016

It’s very interesting to reply to this, so I will do it for my country: Germany.
(Since we already had China thanks to Shao Jun :B)

Time Period: early 1xth centuries with the witchhunts (; 16th century with Luther; 19th century with Bismarck;
Piece of Eden: Something, that did not appear in existing games, like a golden eagle claw (inspired by the Reichsadler )
Protagonist: Female, thief-like, woman, called ‘Emma’ (or Gretel; lol)

I would love to see some involvement with the Grimm-Stories (which were collected in 18th by the Grimms) or the ‘truth’ about those stories and why those legends exist (aka piece of Eden did something bad, yaddayadda)

-Sister Teodora


Thank you so much for this question, my friend! I actually had a post in my personal blog and made a graphic set more than a year ago with how I envisioned an AC game set in my country, the Philippines.

Time Period: Late 19th to mid 20th centuries, during the height of the Philippine Revolution in 1896 til the end of World War II in 1946
Piece of Eden: The Santo Niño de Cebú specifically the tiny globus cruciger it carries. I’d imagine that it’s due to that little orb that made it easy for Ferdinand Magellan to persuade Rajah Humabon and his wife Humaway to pledge their allegiance to Spain.
Protagonist: A young Cebuana (15-years-old) engaged to be married. There’s a few more information in that post I mentioned 😀

~ Signora Paola


I don’t really need to reply to this since the US has gotten 2.5 games already, but I decided to throw in an idea, anyway, just for fun. So let’s pretend to visit the United States again! (I guess I could have used one of my two untaken countries, but we’d be here all day.)

Time Period: Early 20th century, specifically between 1920 and 1933 (Prohibition era.)
Piece of Eden: A simple pitcher, that pours out alcohol no matter what liquid is poured into it. What little the Assassins and Templars have been able to dig up suggests that drinking the liquor poured from the pitcher grants the drinker “profound knowledge”. Whispers have started to spring up around the speakeasies and many people have been looking for it since the ratification of the 18th Amendment.
Protagonist: A young African-American flapper named Clara White. She spends most of her down time hanging out in the speakeasy that acts as the Brotherhood’s headquarters (and a handy source of information) run by her father, Chester White.

I think the game would be mainly set in Chicago and the midwest, although probably jump over to Atlantic City, Newark, and/or Atlanta. Lotta run-ins with gangsters and a whole lotta jazz and blues music. (And maybe Miss Clara likes to sing from time to time.)

♡ Fiora

(Who was ridiculously happy and then disappointed by the Jazz Age Junkies on the Helix menu for Unity. Also who left out NYC because there have already been two games there and another large city would probably work just as well.)


Well Philippines has been answered already lol. So I’ll say something for my other heritage (although I’m only 1/16th so pfft,): Puerto Rico.

Time period: To be quite honest, I don’t have much to say since I think either AC3 or Black Flag would have been a perfect time period for Puerto Rico, especially since the Black Flag team thought about actually putting the island in the game…. The only thing that stopped them from doing so is because Puerto Rico was too far from Cuba, Florida and Jamaica. =_=

Protagonist: As for a protagonist, I’d say a Taìno woman similar to Opìa I’m Black Flag. Or a mestiza that grew up in nobility on the island but joins the Templars later on, in order to bring peace to the two heritages that brought her into this world. Her name would be a combination of aboriginal and Spanish royal naming conventions, something like…Anani de Mendoza y Toledo (and being a Catholic noble, she’d be baptized as ‘Doña Anani Maria de la Soledad Fortunata de Mendoza y Toledo’). Really  you’re better off just saying Anani de Mendoza lol.

Piece of Eden: Basically what Edward Kenway was after.

~Ezio


Well since I’m from Puerto Rico so I’ll add to the above idea.

Time Period: the 18th century, specially with the growth of the Spanish military forces in the island, San Juan specifically, to maintain the Spanish Empire’s rule of the Caribbean. One of the main mission would involve the British attack of 1797, which the island won. Not only that, but it’s on this period the growth of the island is noticeable, so Templar indoctrination would probably be very high.

Piece of Eden: Many artifacts were brought to Puerto Rico, so a colony could be started, yet I believe a Piece of Eden would have been already here. A guanín, a golden disk worn by the cacique (Taíno tribe leader). Since the Taínos developed in Puerto Rico, but their ancestors came from the main lands, South America possibly, I believe this guanín would hold the power of the First Civilization and would explain why the Taínos feared the Spanish. The guanín was given to Juan Ponce de León upon his arrival to establish the colony, as a token of friendship, and has remained in the hands of Spanish leaders since. It’s power: mind control.

Protagonist: A mestiza (half Taína/Half Spanish) by the name of Nanichi (Taíno for: my heart) Rivaflecha y Soler. Her father a Taíno, converted to Christianity who was adopted by a Spanish couple and given the name Fernando Rivaflecha Alcarraz and her mother, daughter of a Spanish commander, Soledad Soler y Truncios. Nanichi is a skilled sword woman trained since she was very young by her mother and an excellent tracker. She dominates the Taíno, Spanish, French & English languages. She joins the assassins, following the steps of her mother.

~Claudia (who was very excited to answer this, but answered it late)

Miscellaneous

When are you ladies going to answer the kinks of the assassins? No pressure, I’m just anxious for it! Sorry for bothering xD

March 16, 2016
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I like to joke with my fellow mods that answering your requests for headcanons about the playable characters feels like I’m again taking my final exams in college where I had to write an essay describing the memory process or critiquing every psychoanalytical theory. And it’s been well over 10 years since I graduated college, so this really takes me back. (;-_-)/

Seriously, though, we still have several asks to go through. Frankly, I find it easier to edit your confessions and I can do so in one go, but answering your requests can really take a while. And I personally find the kinks questions difficult because I have to also consider the fact that perhaps the kink I’m headcanoning for one character may be “icky” or a whole world of “do not want” for someone else. Even worse if it’s their favourite character, hmm?

So, yes. It’s a long process and I really apologise that it’s taking us long. It’s great to see people asking us these questions, don’t get me wrong, but we’re only human. ;A;

Grazie for your understanding,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I missed the gif of Arno’s ass??? I was looking at your blog but can’t find it?? Idk if it’s because I’m on mobile or not but can you please upload it again? <333

March 14, 2016

*coughs*

(Protip: If you’re looking for a specific gif, you may likely find it with the “gifs” or “gif” tag. o/)

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Now honestly, who has better hair in your opinion: Jacob or Arno?

March 14, 2016

My dear anon, there’s no contest.

When you’re working that Fabio Aesthetic™ and giving Fabio himself a run for his money – FABIO the staple of many romance novel covers – there’s really no competition

~ Signora Paola