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February 7, 2016

I might’ve bitten more than I could chew when I answered this ask. 😭 But as the Madame of this establishment I feel that it is my responsibility to do an extensive research.

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To make it simple I will categorise the Assassins in three groups: The Narrator, The Director, or The Switch. Simply put: Narrator – the one who describes what’s happening; Director – the one who tells you what to do, and; Switch – the one who can go both ways depending on their mood. 😉

With that said… *clears throat*

Desmond: Director. He says things such as “Yes, just like that” or “Bite me here.” If he’s feeling especially excited his vocabulary would be reduced to repeating his words.

Altaïr: Director. Of all the Assassins I think he’s the master at giving orders in the bedroom. 😉 He’s the type who would preface his dirty talk with, “Here’s what I want you to do: (*starts listing off what he wants*)

Ezio: Switch. He can be both a Director and a Narrator in one night. One moment he’s going to tell you to take off your clothes, the next he’s going to describe in very explicit detail how you look like. ;D

Connor: Narrator. He loves to describe everything he feels. He’s not always been this way; it took some coaxing from you for him to “get out of his shell” so to speak. A favourite of his would be, “You taste so good” and “You feel amazing.”

Aveline: Switch. She wants to keep you guessing as to what “persona” she would take for the night. But I think she’s really good as a Director because I can see her being very domineering.

Edward: Switch, although more of the Director type. Unsurprisingly, his vocabulary is littered with curses. He’s also the type who would go, “I want to hear you scream my name by the time I’m done with you.”

Adéwalé: Narrator. He loves giving you compliments, how lovely your skin looks when it’s all reddened with arousal and how perfect your buttocks feel in his hands ;D

Shay: Director. He would ask you to touch yourself, show him the places that give you the greatest pleasure. If he finds out that you masturbate when he’s not around he would also ask you to show him as well.

Arno: Narrator. Like Adéwalé he would tell you how beautiful you look. Watch out when he starts getting real dirty though. He would say something like, “I love the way you sound like when I’m doing this to you.”

Evie: Director, with a minor streak of Narrator when the mood strikes her. She is a woman who knows exactly what she wants. She will order you around, but she’s also the type who would go, “I love how excited you get when I talk to you like this.”

Jacob: Switch. Like Ezio he can be both in one night. As a Director he’s the type to go, “You like that, don’t you?” When he’s in Narrator mode, though… watch out. If Altaïr is the master of giving orders in the bedroom, Jacob is the master of commenting how good it feels.

*wipes sweat from her brow* I believe I may need to lie down a bit after answering all that.

~ Signora Paola (someone send her smelling salts please because she might faint any moment now)

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Now that is almost valentine’s day, what would our beloved asesinos do for their valentines?

February 3, 2016
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Let’s see…

Desmond: Would invite you to his favourite bar and even show the bartenders a thing or two about how to make a proper drink (he’s showing off really). He then takes you to a quieter nightclub because he wants to spend the rest of the night just hearing your voice.

Altair: Would take you to fine art and historical museums. He would comment on each historical and artistic piece, astonishing you because he seems so well-read. He then ends the night by commenting on you and how you’re the true work of art (awww).

Ezio: Would take you to a restaurant overlooking the city. He makes sure that you’re the only ones in the place. There’s soft music in the background while you’re trying to finish your meal because he just can’t stop gazing at you. After your meal, he asks you for a dance. Your faces are so close you can feel every breath he takes.

Connor: Would take you out stargazing. He would plan this several months in advance because he wants you to have the best view. The place is very remote, but he has prepared for everything (food, lodging, etc.). When you’re finally out viewing the stars he tells the stories of the stars according to his native heritage. As the night draws on it becomes cold so he pulls you closer to him for a tight hug, a thick blanket surrounding you both.

Aveline: Would take you out on a “treat ourselves” date. She would take you to a spa, and you would have a couple’s massage. She especially loves the private jacuzzi so make sure you’re ready to spend an hour in there with her.

Edward: Would be surprisingly “traditional” and take you out on a movie date. He’s a bit of a movie junkie so he could watch several movies in one go (his record was 7 in one day). He would watch a chick flick with you just to get in the Valentine’s mood and he surprises you because he actually loves it.

Adéwalé: Would take you out on an indoor rock-climbing. Now whether or not you have experience he’s still far more experienced than you so this is actually a little ruse for him to touch you in public while he assists you. You don’t mind it at all because the view he gives you when he climbs up that wall is spectacular (he’s wearing a sleeveless shirt and a pair of shorts that is a little snug on his butt :D).

Shay: Would take you out iceskating and vows to teach you how to do it (if you know how to skate you’re going to pretend that you don’t just so he could teach you). You keep stumbling and he’s only too happy to catch you every time. At some point he tries to show off by doing a little jump and twirl but he only lands on his butt. XD

Arno: Would actually book tickets to a country you’ve never visited before. He’s going all out with this so your Valentine’s will be a two-week affair. There will be sightseeing trips, of course, but you are surprised by just how much he’s turning into a foodie and sampling every foreign food he sees. He doesn’t let you take the food until he’s given it his approval (he wants to make sure it’s safe for you to eat awww).

Evie: Like Altair, she’d take you to a museum, but instead of a historical or an art gallery she’d take you to a more ‘modern’ museum like a science museum. Her innate curiosity to know more is adorable and you’re content just watching her being excited over the little exhibits. She’s also the kind who would try everything in a science museum much to your delight (she would hog those electrical globes, make scary faces, and share the photos with Jacob tbh).

Jacob: Would take you out to Disneyland. Would ride Splash Mountain numerous times (much to your chagrin) because he wants to do multiple photos that would rival these. He buys several hats with the Mouse ears (even the pink Minnie ones) and wears them proudly (much to your embarrassment). You’re almost certain that your supposedly romantic Valentine’s date will end with this ridiculous manchild, but when the fireworks start at night he suddenly turns all serious and wraps his arms around you tightly, silently watching the fireworks being reflected on your face.

Thank you so much for this ask! <3 While it is not dirty at all, it’s nice to explore this side of each Assassin. <3

~ Signora Paola


Please, excuse my lateness, amore!

Desmond: I see him as the type of guy that would take his partner out to have some fun, maybe to go a dancing club, grab some drinks and simply have fun… BUT, he would so “kidnap” you from work, just to have fun that whole day!

Altair: He would prepare something special and intimate back home. A lovely dinner, lots of candles and flowers… All this a surprise for his dear love after a long day!

Ezio: I see him as the type of guy that would love to show you off to everyone, so he buys the outfit he thinks compliments you the most and takes you out for dinner at a fancy place, he dances with you and simply shows everyone the person he loves dearly.

Connor: He would try to out do himself year after year. He would take you to different, intimate places. He would take you camping or maybe to a river or forest to make a lovely, romantic picnic with you! He would cook everything, too!

Aveline: I see her as throwing a small party to celebrate her love for you. She would make everything fancy and make sure to share this moment not only with you, but with everyone that makes part of your life.

Edward: Would so take you on his private ship for a long weekend of romance and being away from daily life’s responsibilities! The two of you would sail across the Caribbean islands to find a secluded place to enjoy the days!

Adéwalé: He would take you out for a night of dancing, ballroom dancing that is. He would look so suave and simply make you sigh with his expertise and confidence.

Shay: He would surprise at work with flowers and simply take you out to the park. Sometimes less is more and Shay applies this. He buys you some cotton candy, you two go get some ice cream and he simply tries his best to make you smile!

Arno: He would so pamper you all day! He would take you to the spa, buys you the best of clothes, take you out to your favorite fancy place to dinner and then at home he would help you bathe and just love you~

Evie: Being the expert of flowers, she would surprise you with a lovely bouquet with flowers that symbolize all you mean to her. Then she takes you out to stargaze (I see her as a space enthusiast), looking for constellations meaningful to you and her, making sure you’re always comfortable and smiling.

Jacob: He would “kidnap” you from work or just any place you currently are and then you two would simply get in trouble! Take lots of photos making silly faces in photo booths; getting to a fancy place for dinner, asking for a table (the place is packed) and leaving without paying; go dancing at a club; play at the city’s fountains and running from the police.

Thank you for the ask, dear! I had fun thinking for the answers!
~Claudia

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Signora Paola pls make the investigation about how each assassin kiss!!! Pls pls!!!!

February 2, 2016
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Oh, my, let’s see if I have a good feel of each assassino’s style:

Desmond: Very playful, would nip your jaw and the type who would “accidentally” bump his nose against yours because he wants to hear you laugh.
Altair: Very slow and exploring, would keep touching your face, his fingers tracing every bump and groove of your skin.
Ezio: Would corner and trap you against a wall. He would then bury his face against your neck as a warm-up and slowly make his way up, whispering sweet Italian words in your ear. The way he kisses depends on how turned on he is.
Connor: Would rest his forehead against yours, ask you very sweetly if it’s okay to kiss you. He would be tentative at first, but once he goes in he really goes in. Considering his height (6′4″ godDAMN) you would likely stand on your toes but he’ll be only too happy to carry you.
Aveline: She would tease you, giving you quick pecks and playfully pushing you every time you try to deepen the kiss. She does this multiple times until you’re certain that you’ll never be able to kiss her properly. Then she goes in for the kill and bites your lower lip. 😉
Edward: He’s the type who loves giving surprise kisses. Like a good Assassin he sneaks up behind you and leaves kisses on every body part he can reach. Watch out when he starts kissing you with fervour. You’d probably drown ;D
Adéwalé: Would take your hand and kiss it reverently, very slowly working his way towards your wrist, your arm, your shoulder, your neck. He would then give you and intense look before finally kissing you.
Shay: A champion of slow kisses (would probably beat Altair), he can be very patient with his exploring. He would catalogue every reaction he is stirring up from you and would use it to his great advantage later 😉
Arno: Would kiss your eyelids and cheeks first, then would rub his face against yours like a contented cat. When he starts kissing you, his eyes would remain half-open because he loves to see your face.
Evie: She loves to nibble and would gently gnaw at your neck for hours, alternating it with deep breaths as she tries to memorise your scent. You know she’s definitely wanting that immersive kiss when she looks up at you with that Devilish Frye Smirk™ while biting her bottom lip.
Jacob: Would push you against a wall, all rough and ready. You think he’s going for the kill, but then he merely gives the middle of your lips a tiny lick. He would then place his mouth against your ear and take deep breaths, inhaling your scent (he and Evie share this apparently), purring with each exhale. The kiss doesn’t happen unless you demand for it. ;D

Oh dio mio that certainly took a while! I daresay the level of difficulty for this, uhh, research is almost at par with me designing and writing the code for this blog’s layout!

But thank you for giving me the opportunity to answer this, my friend. <3

~ Signora Paola


Oh anon, I couldn’t resist answering this lovely question too. I hope you don’t mind…

Desmond – Lip Tease Kiss, I like thinking he teases.
Altair – Single-Lip Kiss, what that lip scar this kiss would be lovely.
Ezio – Fiery Kiss, plus him whispering in your ear…
Connor – Aggressive Kiss, this would give me chills.
Aveline – Lip Trace Kiss, rather sexy wouldn’t you think?
Edward – Drink Kiss, I think he would love doing this…
Adéwalé – Hard Kiss, figured he would be good at it.
Arno – French Kiss, I mean it’s obvious.
Shay – Ice kiss, chilly!
Jacob – The biting kiss, sweet and rough, just like our Jacob!
Evie – Purr Kiss, you know to send chills down your spine.

I’ll have to practice some of these~

~Claudia

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I’m the anon that suggested we open the strip club. I was wondering what would be each assassins trademark song? I think Edwards song would be ‘welcome to the jungle’ by Guns N Roses. I’m asking you fine ladies to ‘fill’ in the rest ;)

January 28, 2016

Grazie for the splendid mental image, amico mio. It truly brought us some delight imagining the Assassins stripping.

As for their playlist, I mostly chose these for the beats, but the lyrics are considered as well:

AltairRed Light Special by TLC (I almost had a nosebleed thinking about this)
EzioPony by Ginuwine (all too perfect for the Italian Stallion™)
ConnorDirrty by Christina Aguilera (especially made for our Virgin Assassin™)
Edward – your choice is already perfect <3
AdewaleGimme More by Britney Spears (I obviously have a thing for two of our very muscular Assassins dancing to sexy pop songs)
ShayPour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard (he’s practically the living embodiment of this song)
ArnoLady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Li’l Kim, Mya, Pink (aside from the French connection that beat is just something I see Arno dancing to~)
JacobCloser by Nine Inch Nails (the beat is slow but has this hard sound and those lyrics mio dio! *does the sign of the cross*)

Edited to add: Like a playlist, these songs can be shuffled for our Assassins. Because I can also see Ezio dancing to Red Light Special (cue nosebleed) or Jacob dancing to Dirrty with his Rooks (*giggling uncontrollably*)

~ Signora Paola


Assassini stripping what a delight~ Here’s my list, amore!

Enjoy the show, my dears!

AltairMagdalena by A Perfect Circle (He would look so good stripping to this)
EzioPony by Ginuwine (I mean, he is the Italian Stallion, right?)
ConnorTonight I’m Fucking you by Enrique Iglesias (Ok, I just love this song and Connor dancing to it would end me)
EdwardSatisfaction by Benny Benassi (This song just fits him)
AdéwaléHats Off to the Bull by Chevelle (I just think this song really would suit him)
Shay – SexyBack by Justin Timberlake (Love the beat, Shay’s hot.)
Arno – Supermassive Blackhole by Muse (LOve this song and Arno fits with it)
Jacob – Closer by Nine Inch Nails (much like My dear Signora Paola, this is just a masterpiece and then Jacob dancing to it)

Please, do remember I wouldn’t mind seeing them dancing any other song you choose, these however are my guilty pleasures for them.

~Claudia

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Which of the assassini do you think kisses the best?

January 26, 2016

All my instincts are telling me it’s Ezio, amico mio. (≖ ‿ ≖)

Now if you’re asking how each assassino kisses, then that would probably be for another post (and after a long, drawn-out makeout session investigation).

~ Signora Paola


Hmm… I like to believe Connor gives the most breathtaking, soul crushing kisses anyone could ask for. I mean just looking at his mouth is enough of a sin.

~Claudia


Forgive me Arno, but I believe it is Jacob “I love to crash trains” Frye.

-Sister Teodora.

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This blog is so awesome! You ladies are my idols :,D I really love this blog, especially all of Jacob’s confessions (who doesn’t?) And I would like to ask you something: which would yo prefer to spend a romantic evening? 20 or 40 years old Jacob?

January 25, 2016

Molto grazie for your kind words, my friend! Your support is truly the most important thing that keep us going! <3

Regarding your question…

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I… honestly do not have a solid answer to this. As a 30-something-year-old I would go for a 40-year-old Jacob certainly, but at the same time I wouldn’t mind his younger and more brash counterpart.

I guess it all depends on how I want the night to end. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola


Grazie mille for your lovely words! As for your inquiry… What can I say, both versions of Signore Frye are to die for, really. So, why not both? Young Frye with excitement & cockiness; Old Frye with experience & maturity. Really an explosive combination.

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~Claudia

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What do you think is the favorite sex position of each assassin is and what do you the each of the assassins are like during sex (Including Shay, Desmond, and, Evie) and keep up the good work!

January 22, 2016

I can imagine Arno like a submissive person (whether it be with a man or woman), so his partner in bed would be allowed to ride him and maybe even use some handcuffs? Theres a special tease in it, not to be allowed the person you want to touch so badly <3 

-Sister Teodora, who hopes that her other fellow ladies add their answers too because she’s too obsessed with the French baguette.

PS: Shay would be a person who likes several ladies at the same time. His cabin looks like a bordello. 

PSS: I think Altair would happily eat his female partner out or give his male partner a bj. Oral is his way.

PSSS: Why am I replying to this alone. I need friends. //sIGH


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After much analysis, this is what my personal studies have given me:

Desmond: Spooning (I think he’s the type who loves to snuggle a lot <3)

Altair: Waterfall/Headrush (he loves the feel of the blood rushing to his head)

Ezio: Cowgirl/woman-on-top (I don’t think I need to explain further ;D)

Connor: The Pretzel (gives the deep penetration of the doggy style but there’s still eye contact)

Aveline: Reverse cowgirl/Lap dance (I think she loves to tease)

Edward: Doggy style. Duh.

Adewale: Wheelbarrow (Very athletic, exactly what I see him can do well 8D)

Shay: Standing Dragon (just search for it on Google 8D)

Arno: The Bicycle (alternatively The Valedictorian 8D)

Evie: The Lotus (you know she and Henry would read the Kama Sutra together mwahaha)

Jacob: Can’t decide between The Anvil or The Padlock *coughs*

~ Signora Paola (who probably needs to stop, uhhh, probing about this too much)


After taking into consideration various factors, I’ve come up with this list:

Desmond: Reverse Cowgirl
Altair: Standing
Ezio: Speed bump
Connor: Edge of Heaven
Aveline: Cowgirl
Edward: Kneeling fox
Adéwalé: Power squat
Shay: Missionary
Arno: Spooning
Evie: Melody maker
Jacob: Doggy style

That was intense! Grazie for the ask, Anon! (continues research)

~Claudia

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Who’s your favourite dirty assassino?

January 15, 2016

Well, mio caro Nonnie, I admit Connor and Jacob are my top in the list right now. I just can’t help it, they’re so perfect for the fantasies I have… Though, I cannot deny I’ve had fantasies of the other assassini. Perhaps, the ladies want to share their opinions, hmm?

~Claudia

I would say that a good Madame should keep a hands-off policy and let only her clientele feast on the… goods, but I was never great in following my own rules anyway.

I have already revealed that I have sinned quite a lot with Connor, but one very insistent assassino named Jacob Frye keeps pulling me to the sidelines murmuring in very explicit detail what he wants to do. It has taken a lot of willpower to resist him. Being the eldest in the sisterhood I had hoped I would be stronger.

Alas, I am not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola


Everyone is obsessed with Jacob Frye and Connor Kenway and here I am, being a sad sucker for the lonely baguette Monsieur Arno Dorian.
He’s way too adorable with his mimics not to be loved. 
Before him tho I was a really big…. fan… of Altair. 

-Sister Teodora

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Hi there! I love your blog 🌚✨ Question to the admins/ admin, which character do you most fantasize about?

January 5, 2016

I do fantasize the most about Monsieur Arno <3

-Sister Teodora

For a time I fantasised a great deal about Connor (and it was a very amorous time).  I then switched my energies to another fandom after I had become discontented with the AC fandom, but it seems that Syndicate is luring me back in.

Have I begun to fantasise about Jacob, you may ask? Well I’ll let this gif do the talking

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~ Signora Paola

I admit, I have fantasized will most of them, but Connor and Jacob rule most of my current fantasies. 

~ Claudia