Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits

I tried to think of other role plays aside from “Assassin catches a Templar” (or vice versa) just to be adventurous! ;D

Desmond: The hitch hiker and the driver. I think him “escaping” the Assassin compound and travelling on his own to become a bartender made him hitch hike a few times… and I could see him fantasizing about being able to ride with someone that would eventually pull the car over and make him “pay” for the ride.

Altair: The professor and his erring student. And the more misbehaving you are, the better because it only means he’s going to punish you more thoroughly. 😉

Ezio: The repairman you called to “fix” something in your house. He could be, say, a plumber and would be “busy” fixing your sink while you’re “fixing” the mess in your dining table, making sure you’re in his direct sight while wearing the skimpiest outfit ever. Of course you’d be dropping utensils left and right, so you could bend over and give him the best view.

Connor: I see him as one who gets very excited about roleplaying as someone who is not him at all, such as acting like the mysterious stranger in a bar who catches your eye and would just stare at you while slowly sipping his drink. When you finally hit it on the dance floor, the pounding beat and flickering lights would take away his inhibitions and you’re lucky you’re not arrested for lasciviousness because damn he really got wild with his frottage.

Aveline: She is the “lost” tourist and you are the thief who’s out to steal her possessions at first. When she runs after you to get her things back you decide that it would be better to steal her away and kidnap her instead.

Edward: Pretending to be a king that has a harem and you, an inexperienced virgin, are his “latest acquisition.” You need to be “prepared” for the king so he “commands” you to play with the myriad of sex toys he has in his possession.

Adéwalé: The masseuse and his client. He’d be very professional at first, all focused on working out the kinks on your back, but he’d slooooowly work his way towards your buttocks. 8D

Arno: Acting out a much naughtier version of fairy tales like Sleeping Beauty, where he’s the Prince Charming that needs to “wake up” the princess. Not with a simple kiss on the lips, no, but a kiss that should set fire on your loins and awaken your libido ;D

Shay: The policeman and the criminal. He has the whole good cop/bad cop routine down perfectly. Yes, he’d do both, but he switches every after “session.” It excites you because you don’t know which “role” he would use the minute he opens the door and tries to interrogate you again.

Haytham: The boss and the secretary. I’M SO SORRY but I always envision Haytham as a stern boss and I think he’d love to roleplay as one, too. Like forget about Fifty Shades of Grey; I’m talking about the superior The Secretary.

Shao Jun: The jail warden and the prisoner. As the prisoner you would do anything to gain favours from her, including letting her dominate you.

Arbaaz: The foreigner guest booked in a hotel and the maid assigned to clean his room. I see this as more of a slow burn, though, like it would take a few days and it’s catching him in the shower masturbating that would make you render your “other” services.

Evie: Painter and the muse, but she is the painter (we know she has the artistic talent anyway). No nudity… at least at first. She’d be all business-like and professional, but her gaze would be so intense you’d feel like she’s mentally undressing you. She’d eventually ask you to take your clothes off because she thinks “you’re a good figure subject.”

Jacob: The escort and the client. To clarify: He is the escort and you are his client. And he’d be very creative with it, too, like he’d take on different roles every time you seek for his “services” (he’d use different names, don different attires, and even adopt different accents). Like one moment he’d knock on your door looking like a goth rocker (imagine Jacob with eyeliner), the other moment he’d look all young and cute with the disheveled school boy look. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola

My, my, my… Let’s see:

Desmond: Masseuse & Client, hop on that table and let your favorite bartender massage his way through your body. You’ll relax instantly and fall prey of his alluring touch and soft breathing. Oh, and let us not forget that happy ending…

Altair: Strangers at a Bar, because he has this mysterious aura around him that makes him irresistible to your eyes. You will notice him, he would pay you a few drinks and then take you to the alley and have his way with you without mercy.

Ezio: Firefighter & Rescued, no one would rock the firefighter attire better than Signore Auditore. He would ‘rescue’ you from a sure death and you’ll have no other way of repaying him than offering your heated body so it can be cooled out with his hose.

Connor: Red Riding Hood & the Wolf, picture yourself lost in the woods, sensing that someone is watching. You should have taken the other road, but no… Suddenly you’re surprised by the Big Bad Wolf, who has the plan to devour your every inch and boy, he is a hungry one…

Aveline: Queen & Servant, you follow her every order, like the good servant you are. She commands you to please her and, if you behave and fulfill all her requests, you can have her and probably make her submit to your will.

Edward: Hitch Hiker & Driver, it could work both ways around, but he prefers to be the hitch hiker. You would pick him up, ask a few questions and then… demand payment for the ride, which he would gladly pay and very well.

Adéwalé: Painter & Muse, I believe he would have a talent for painting and you’re his perfect muse. You pose for him and he silently paints your every curve and edge. After a while, he is painting on you with his lips and hands…

Arno: Doctor & Nurse, the very attractive Dr. Dorian is in need of assistance in Room 69, and you’re the one Nurse that can aid him. You go in that room and the doctor makes sure you know the procedures for treating a ‘high fever’ and ‘swollen organs’. A very educational experience. (For mia cara, Sorella Teodora)

Shay: Teacher & Student, an A+ student that deserves a reward for all the hard work. He asks you to stay after class to praise your work, and by that he means you to sit on that desk and let him reward you for all those long hours of studying and project making you underwent. (For dearest Fiora)

Haytham: Maid & Hotel Guest, you’re diligently cleaning the room of an important guest and you can help but have fun around the room with his things, until he comes in. He then decides you deserve punishment for wasting your time and an unfinished work… Not that you’ll get it done after that~

Shao Jun: Dance Teacher and Student, seeing as she was instructed to be a know-it-all of arts, she would instruct you to move your body to the rhythm of music… and her own body. She would run her hands over your skin guiding you and eventually undressing you to practice the most important dance.

Arbaaz: Chef & Server, I think he would like food play a lot, so he cooks for you and makes sure you’re part of the appetizer, main course and, of course, dessert. He would then enjoy his work, by eating slowly from off you and you eating off him…

Evie: Boss & Secretary, because she likes to be submissive from time to time, so order her to please you and make herself ready for you. Bend her over, make her beg for it and make sure you give her a raise after that, alright?

Jacob:

Photographer & model, he would instruct you into assuming various positions starting with classic ones, and then getting dirtier and more demanding until he has you exposed to his lens and his eyes. He would make you touch yourself and he would photograph everything. (This one is for Signora Paola) [WELL as a photographer I’d rather be the one taking his naughty pictures but I’d happily let him borrow my camera so I could be his model who is willing to do everything he commands~ (Just please don’t drop my $1000++ camera, Jacob ;A;) ~Signora Paola]

~Claudia

My dear anon, we’re so sorry for the delay (and we still have several questions left to answer ;A;). Hopefully, our answers are good enough. <3 Will attempt to also put a modern ‘spin’ on everyone except Desmond by adding the likely places their modern versions would enjoy having sex in 😉

Desmond: Movie theatre, backmost seat. Alternatively, a dark hallway in a night club.

Altaïr: Rooftop for both versions, although his modern version would probably choose a more secluded building because he’d rather not have everyone else see the show.

Ezio: I am going to hell with this response, but… a church. Both versions. An unoccupied one, of course. He’d prefer it if it’s a large one like a cathedral where everything echoes.

Connor: Waterfalls/underneath the stars (could switch between both versions). The latter could take place anywhere as long as it’s safe (no threat of bears or Connor would personally rip them with his bare hands). ;D

Aveline: Behind the shrubbery of a garden/in the dressing room of a clothes shop.

Edward: Perhaps I’m influenced by some of the confessions here, but by the wheel of Jackdaw… or pretty much anywhere on the Jackdaw. His modern version would definitely love to christen swimming pools with a bit of the Kenway… extract.

Adéwalé: Both versions would love doing it by the beach (and idk why but I see him working as a lifeguard so… let your imagination run wild 8D)
Shay: In a meadow or a field of wildflowers. Like Connor I think he’d love it if there’s a great view of the sky above (and it wouldn’t be limited to just night skies nope).

Haytham: Balcony/by a huge window of an office (where’s he’s the billionaire CEO amirite). Unlike Altaïr he’d love the possibility that anyone could see you. 8D

Arno: Confessional booths, both versions. *coughs* He may be giving Ezio a run for his money on the “Which Assassin Is Most Likely To Defile A Religious Place?” contest. Alternatively: Hot air balloon. Ehem.

Shao Jun: Rooftop/by the window, although very discreet in both versions.

Arbaaz: Garden/by the porch that has a swing. Anything with swings really.

Evie: Carriage/limousine. Beyoncé’s Partition is playing in my mind right now. ;D It’d be more fun with the modern version, though, because there’s more privacy and we know Evie loves her privacy.

Jacob: Alley, both versions. But I also see his modern version as someone who would stop an elevator when you’re alone. Also: A proud member of The Mile High Club with over 30,000 miles worth of mileage. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola

As mia cara, Signora Paola, said ci dispiace for taking so long!

Desmond: Desmond seems like a guy that knows to have fun, so maybe in a concert or in a fitting room of fancy store, to make sure those clothes are a tight fit~

Altair: He would take you to a watchtower, after taking care of the guards, and take you there. In modern times, I see him having fun with you at the last seat of the movies.

Ezio: In Renaissance Italy he would be with you in a balcony, because he likes to show you off. Now, probably against a hotel window, you know high places and the possibility of been seeing fuel the passion.

Connor: Back then, probably in a lake/river that’s secluded enough to keep all to himself. In these times, probably in a park or camping site, the point is being close to him and nature.

Aveline: I can see her having fun in a confessional booth in a church in New Orleans. In these times, probably in the back seat of a car.

Edward: Most likely, back in the day, the Captain’s Cabin and he wouldn’t mind that crew would hear both of you. Now, in any secluded or solitary beach, feeling the sun, the sand and our dearest captain.

Adéwalé: Since he owned a ship, probably in the deck of it while on the sea and now maybe in his office. He works so hard, he must have fun from time to time.

Shay: In the rooftops of the building of New York/Boston, to keep the sky always close, just like you. Now, maybe in a dock of a lake at night or day, which ever~

Haytham: Back then he would probably take you in an alley, away from all the people in pubs and inns. Now, he would stop an elevator to… check how strong those railings are.

Arno: With Paris in the heat of the Revolution, you’ll get your heat on in Notre Dame most likely or maybe in

Château de Versailles… Now, in the bathroom of the closest Café he can get you in.

Shao Jun: She would have you in a bath house, letting the water and steam work their magic. Now, in an utility room of a school or maybe of your work place.

Arbaaz: He would seek you in a palace’s gardens to have fun there and in these times probably the back seat of his car.

Evie: I’m certain she likes high places, so in Victorian London she would either take you to Big Ben or The Tower of London. Now? Well how about a library? But you’d have to be quiet!

Jacob: Back in Victorian London, I’m certain he wouldn’t mind a carriage… while it tours the city! Now, in these modern times… Remember when I said he would take you to a photo-booth on Valentine’s Day (right here)? Well he would do you there too…. and keep the pictures! Naughty boy~

~Claudia

Alright, I read ‘Arno’ & I lost it. You had me there, Nonnie. We actually have quite a few questions about our beloved assassini in the inbox (e.g. how they react to their significant other etc.) but, oh my god, this is too tempting not to be answered.

Desmond: Depends on partner.
Altair: Sub (He too cute tho)
Ezio: Depends on his partner.
Connor: Dom.
Edward: Sub.
Arno: Depends on his partner (he’d gladly let a female rule over him, like his own Marie Antoinette ;))
Jacob: Depends on his partner (Torturing him in a sweet non-BDSM way sounds nice, eh?)
Shay: Sub (suffered to much, loves to suffer more)
Shao-Jun: Dom (I am all for Chinese power as a Chinese)
Aveline: Dom (Ain’t nobody got time for peaches & cream! ;))
Arbaaz: KAMASUTRA. (Sorry.)

-Sister Teodora, who forgot Desmond is ashamed.

I’ve just recovered from writing this so I may not be as eloquent as I normally am ;D

Desmond: Dom. All that lying down and “taking it” on the Animus has made him a little feisty. Is the type who would blindfold you.

Altair: Dom. The silent type even. Who could dominate you just by staring at you.

Ezio: Switch. Has a huge tickling kink and would do it on his partners and would fall apart having it done to him.

Connor: Dom. He’s very deliberate about it, too. Every action is planned thoroughly. He would tie you up in different places (his favourite is one of the posts of his bed).

Aveline: Dom. One of her weapons is a whip, you know she’s going to use that in every way possible.

Edward: Sub. Surprising, I know, but I see him as a very demanding sub. Like have you heard the term “topping from the bottom”? That’s exactly him.

Adéwalé: Sub. Honestly, when I see him Rihanna’s S&M plays in my mind. “Sticks and stones may break my bones / but chains and whips excite me.”

Shay: Sub. I would have to agree with Sister Teodora here. ;D

Arno: Sub. I have to blame all these confessions here describing Arno in make-up, heels, and dresses. ~/o/

Evie: Dom. Madonna’s Erotica is my personal song for her.

Jacob: Switch. Likes spanking a lot and would love to have his cane used on him. As a dom would not only blindfold you but gag you as well.

Shao Jun: Switch. Although she’s raised to be a concubine (therefore subservient) being an Assassin made her love being in command.

Arbaaz: Dom. Although I don’t know him particularly well, there’s just something about him that screams dom.

~ Signora Paola

What an interesting question, amore! Here’s what I think:

Desmond: Switch, but leans to Dom. I think he was more of a Sub before being kidnapped and then he began to be more Dom, but it depends on his partner.

Altair: Full Dom. His demeanor, his voice and his looks scream dominance and boy does he apply it.

Ezio: Switch. Being the knowledgeable man he is, he has learned that a bit of both worlds is good. Depending on his lover he would apply his skills…

Connor: Dom. He would tell you wants he wants and he would dominate all your senses… *sigh*

Aveline: Dom, with BDSM tendencies. She is strong, she has a whip, she loves control. That’s it.

Edward: Sub. Incredibly Edward loves to have his lover do whatever to him. He loves the idea of being a captain on the sea, but a sub in the sheets.

Adéwalé: Sub. Bless his soul, he is so submissive you can do anything you want to him, with consent of course, and he would let you.

Shay: Sub, with masochist tendencies. He loves to serve you and he loves pain too. Do with that what you will…

Arno: Sub, and a moaner too! For all his serious demeanor, he loves to be dominated in bed and who wouldn’t want having an assassino at their mercy.

Evie: Dom, loves safe words. She would play with you and take you to the limit, and you would enjoy every minute of it.

Jacob: Switch, with a like for role playing. Because why not? He knows you very well and knows you enjoy playing pretend with him, so you both take the advantage depending of the situation.

Shao Jun: Switch, leans to Sub. She was raised as a concubine so she enjoys submission most of the time, but becoming an assassin has shown her the benefits of dominating once in a while.

Arbaaz: Dom. He enjoys having his control over you, his voice is commanding and electrifying.

~Claudia