Oh, do you mean this one? ;D
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
As always, I am delighted to fulfill this request
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
NOT A CONFESSION. I AM THE ANON WHO KEEPS DYING THANKS TO THIS BLOG. PLEASE RESEND CONNOR (OR JACOB) TO RESUSCITATE ME BECAUSE AFTER LISTENING TO PAUL AMOS READ A DIRTY CONFESSION, I COULDN’T BREATHE AND HAVE DIED AGAIN.
February 9, 2016P E O P L E I N E E D A D E F I B R I L L A T O R!
-Sister Teodora
Dirty Polls
Rank the Assassins (Shay and Haytham too) by “size” (I’m sure you know what I mean *dirty wink*)?
February 9, 2016We generally would want to leave this decision to you, our patrons. ;D One of our previous dirty polls asked people about the sizes of the Assassins’, ehem, true hidden blades. I daresay we’re overdue for a new and updated one.
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~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Imagine all the actors and actresses of Assassin’s Creed made a video of them reading these confessions?! Holy shit, I’d have a field day! 😱😭
February 9, 2016An audiobook compilation even. There’s over 2000 confessions to go through though, so to make it simple and sweet they should read whatever’s on our Porn Star Status page. Yes.
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Hi hi! It’s the anon that got a date here! Thanks to you we’ve gone on a few dates and oh. my. LORD. HES AS KINKY AS ME AND LOVES THIS BLOG TOO!! THIS BLOG GOT ME A BOYFRIEND!!! I LOVE YOU AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!😘
February 9, 2016
Anon, you are the luckiest! And look at that! He’s kinky too, perhaps you can convince him to send some confessions, or maybe, even better, the two of you can create one? I’m very happy for you my dear! I hope this relationship goes more than well for you!
Prego and Grazie!
~Claudia
We are so happy for you, dearest! (ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶ It fills me with great joy that this blog has done some good for our patrons. And yes – maybe he – or even both of you – have a confession to share with us ;D
~ Signora Paola
DACS Greatest Hits
Can anyone say what time the confession is read at? I don’t have time to listen to the whole thing, but I’d love to hear that part.
February 9, 2016It starts at 48:36, my dear! I hope you have fun…
~Claudia
Since you asked so nicely 😉
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
I am the fight club Evie anon, and I’ve been super sick all week. It made me feel better that ppl seem to like it, though. Thanks for making my day!
February 9, 2016
I’m sorry to hear you’ve been sick, amore! I hope the confession made you feel all better. I hope you get to your 100% soon, so you can send in more confessions!
~Claudia
Miscellaneous
I really love the fact that you always take the time read posts like this and that you respond to them so nicely. This is probably my favourite blog and you people are doing fantasticly at running it! Keep doing what your doing!
February 8, 2016Thanks a lot, we really try our best and want this to be a safe place for everybody!
Feedback like this helps a lot and supports our intention to make sexuality less embarrassing.
-Sister Teodora.