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This blog is going to be the death of me I swear to god 😂 but I wouldn’t have it any other way! I love this so much, I’m checking back every 10 minutes for any updates. It feels like we’re a family; a huge, perverted, sexually ambiguous family 😂 keep doing what you’re doing ladies! ❤️💋

February 16, 2016
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Oh, mio caro, thank you for your kind words. I’m happy this blog of ours makes you happy and fills you with excitement. I do think we’re like a family: we learn new things, we share and we love each other… Una grande famiglia felice!

Grazie ancora, tesoro!
~Claudia

Miscellaneous, Paola's Choice

There’s this gif of Arno getting to his knees, but DAMN it looks like he’s pushing in softly and with a slight grunt. And man… I can just off to that

February 15, 2016

Oh, you meant that gif ?

You don’t even need any imagination, because that gif is talking for itself, honestly

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Sister Teodora, who is incredibly lucky to have that on her phone, her laptop and her Xbox One.

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Ahhh, yes. This GIF. I know Sister Teodora’s love for Monsieur Dorian is limitless and I do have two very demanding Assassins already taking up much of my free time, but.

But.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola


Monsieur Dorian est l’homme parfait français! I admit, I’ve been quite curious at what he has to offer, perhaps I’ll spend more time with him now… Quel homme!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Not a confession but an opinion :) I don’t ship Freddie Abberline and Jacob Frye. I just see them as kind of like bffs. But, I do think Jacob has a HUGE crush on Freddie. I mean, isn’t Jacob bi? So like yeah, I do think he has a huge crush on my favorite detective. ;) What do you ladies think? :3

February 15, 2016

There’s definitely an admiration there and the way Jacob teases Freddy reminds me of a rascal who teases someone by annoying them (and generally being a little shit) because he likes them. It could be just an innocent little “mancrush” or could be something more serious. Could go both ways like Jacob amirite

~ Signora Paola

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February 15, 2016
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Thank you so much, my loves. Here’s wishing you a night full of Assassins (or Templars… or both) and that they would fill you up for the rest of Valentine’s ;D

And please, take this book with you

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(๑・ω-)~♥”

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

OMG your admin confessional with Mr. & Mrs Smith thing! I was JUST thinking to myself the other day “what if I wrote a haystack entry based off of Brangelina à la Mr./Mrs. Smith style?” but then didn’t do it… but maybe now I should. XD

February 15, 2016
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YES PLEASE I WILL BE VERY MUCH DELIGHTED TO ADD THIS TO THE HAYSTACK (and I might even make a special Photoshop edit 8D).

Love,
~ Signora Paola (who very obviously wrote that confession)

Miscellaneous

i need to see more evie frye in here!!! there are waaay too many males here and we lesbians get sad!!!

February 14, 2016

Believe me, my friend, I’d want to see more women being featured in the confessions here. And please, if you have your own Evie confession to share, send it to us!

~ Signora Paola

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Happy Valentine’s Day girls! I hope I get lucky with Jacob Frye tonight. Wish me luck. XD

February 14, 2016

Considering the very… lively activity he has gotten for the past several weeks, perhaps it’d be better to share him. After all –

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I daresay Mister Frye’s little black book is filled to the brim this Valentine’s.

Love,
~ Signora Paola (who isn’t sure if she should watch the chaos or join in)

Miscellaneous

February 14, 2016

The beautiful and luscious Dita Von Teese, burlesque performer, model, and overall queen. ♥️♥️♥️

~ Signora Paola (who owns a few of her books ;D)