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Oh my goodness! That confession! I kept looking away from the screen the because oh my goodness that was so cheeky and I have never understood phone sex or sexting but oh geez I am just like fifty shades of embarrassed and amused just from imagining Jacob Frye of all people saying those things. (Translate: That was a surprisingly enjoyable confession. Well done.)

February 22, 2016
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I normally don’t write things like that so frankly, it was a bit of a challenge! Like I had to dig deep, really deep into my soul to find my, ehem, muse.

But I’m very happy to know that you liked it. o(≧∇≦o)

~ Signora Paola (who pretty much dove head first into hell while she was writing that confession)

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Forgive me, for I feel like I sin every time I visit this blog. But it is oddly so much fun to come here and read the confessions and you ladies’ answers to the questions you get. I just want to say that you guys are saints (not sinners) for running this blog. Well done! :)

February 21, 2016

We would consider it a failure if nobody has the urge to sin every once in a while when visiting this bordello. 😉

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And thank you so much for your kind words! We wonder sometimes what good would it do to us to run this blog, but it is comments like yours and knowing that we made your day a little better that make everything so worthwhile. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

How is it that when I go through the ‘Ask the Admins’ tag, it gives me life and yet it still takes my breath away. You ladies have such… wild and active imaginations, and I love it!

February 21, 2016

Every time an Assassin (or a Templar) is summoned in someone’s sexual fantasies our power grows and only whets our insatiable appetite to be more sinful when we answer those asks

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~ Signora Paola

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I’m actually very proud to be a patron here, thank you admins for making this place a safe haven for us! 😊

February 21, 2016
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Always a pleasure, my friend! It is truly our greatest aspiration to keep this bordello safe and the place to go to when you need to relax and unwind from the stresses of daily life. ;D

Molto grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

okay so you ladies discussed how you thought the assassins (and two templars) would perform oral sex but how about Élise? for your lovely gay followers who cant get enough of her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 21, 2016

Hello, my friend! I’m very sorry, but when we started answering these asks we really only had the playable characters in mind. I didn’t include Haytham initially, but then we remembered that he did share nearly half of AC3 with Connor.

Why the limitation? Because it’s never going to stop (other people would likely request for more) and we’re going to end up, well, ‘servicing’ the other characters as well. And truthfully, we can’t answer all of these asks with so many characters! D8

I’m very sorry to disappoint you, but we also have our limits. ;^_^ Thank you for understanding! ♥️

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

My stars, I think i may require a cold shower myself after reading that kiss list… Jacob can kiss me like that anytime /lies down/

February 21, 2016
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So happy to know that you enjoyed it, my friend. (“⌒∇⌒”)

~ Signora Paola

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About the last confession how do you lovely ladies think the assassins (and Templars like Shay and Haytham) would be at performing cunnilingus?

February 21, 2016

I am still slightly ashamed by my lack of words in the last ask the admins post (** RENOVATION NOTE: Cannot find this post on WordPress), so I have decided to answer this head-on with no reservations! (•̀o•́)ง

Desmond: Would love doing it in bed and your legs all wide opened for him. Would predominantly use his tongue for teasing, then let his fingers do the rest.

Altair: Would have a laser sharp focus on your clit. Like if you haven’t come from clitoral stimulation alone he would make sure you would (and if you have he’d make sure to wipe out your previous experiences with his technique).

Ezio: He likes to draw it out, alternate between soft and hard licking. Would love it when the you’re on top of him and you’re pretty much riding his face (and you know he’s jerking off while you’re doing it).

Connor: Very shy at first, would focus on kissing and rubbing his hands down your thighs. He’d then tease your lips, very patient, just a light flickering of his tongue. When he starts playing with your clit, watch out! He’s going to really dig in and he’d make sure to keep eye contact.

Aveline: Would run her tongue in circles around you and would love it when your hips move along with her movements. Like Ezio I see her touching herself while doing this.

Edward: Very straighforward – tongue on your clit, 2-3 fingers inside you, buuuut he’s going to be all sly and start teasing your other hole. I mentioned in the “how does each Assassin jack off” ask that I see him as someone who loves having one finger inside him. I think he’d want to ‘share’ this pleasure with you. ;D

Adéwalé: Like Ezio, I see him as someone who thoroughly enjoys it when you ride his face. Like the more aggressive, the better. He’d just lie there with his tongue out and let you dictate the rhythm. 😉

Shay: Like Desmond would love doing it on bed because he wants you all relaxed with your legs propped up on his shoulders. Would love his hair being pulled while he eats you.

Haytham: I dunno why but I see him as someone who would sneak in a session when you could be caught. Like imagine having dinner with your family and he’d sneakily go underneath the table, going under your skirts and just diving in. He’d just tease you, though. As naughty as the act is, he’s still ~gentlemanly~ enough to know your limits, and he would rather have you all alone during the main event. 😉

Shao Jun: Very light touches with her tongue, she almost looks like she’s just ‘sampling’ you. But that’s only in the beginning. She’d rather tie you down first before she gets down and dirty.

Arno: For some reason I see him as someone who would do this before a meal, so he would ask you to sit on a table while he’d kneel down in front of you. He would love it when you wrap your legs around the back of his neck while he feasted. Bon Appétit ;D

Arbaaz: Doesn’t really have a preferred position (although he quite enjoys the 69 position and you riding his face). Would be the type to take deep breaths while he’s eating you because he loves your smell.

Evie: Would mostly use her thumb to play with your clit, but would sometimes alternate it with some rapid tongue movements. She would rather her tongue do the work inside you, though, and boy, does she know how to work that tongue.

Jacob: Would start aggressive (like “let me throw you over this desk” type of aggressive), but would dial it back when you’re getting really excited. Would be the type who would leave hickeys and bite marks on your inner thighs. Like Altair, would be really focused on your clit, but would sometimes have his fingers do all the work and have his mouth unoccupied because he loves to talk dirty.

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Aaaaaand once again I have managed to fry my brain.

~ Signora Paola (forget the smelling salts, get a defibrillator stat)

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*faints* Whoever anon asked about where the Assassins would like to touch/kiss, you are amazing! And the lovely ladies who answered this just made me… Oh my gosh! I just had a nosebleed! Please excuse me! *blushes really hard*

February 21, 2016
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Glad you liked it, amico mio! I was quite disappointed with myself because I couldn’t write something coherent, so I really hope the GIFs were okay. ♥️

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I was at a bookstore today and I saw this huge book on glamour by Dita Von Teese (I believe that’s her name), and the only reason I even noticed it and picked it up was because you guys mentioned her. From what I could tell from a very brief skim (the book was heavy and hard to hold), she seems very glamorous and just an all-around icon. Just felt like sharing with you guys.

February 19, 2016

Ah, yes! La bella Dita Von Teese! She’s truly one of our examples to follow!

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I’m glad you got to know her by us! She’s truly an icon of glamour and sensuality. Her books are very good, too!

~Claudia