Do you mean this confession, amico mio?
Wouldn’t it be kind of a… selfcest?
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Secluded Haystack
IS ANYONE GOING TO WRITE A HAYSTACK STORY FOR EDWARD?? I’M WAITING…
February 23, 2016Well, mio tesoro, things like this can’t be pushed. I’m certain that, as we speak, someone is writing something piccante concerning our capitano Edward. You must be patient, or you can submit your own drabble for the viewing pleasure of all his fans.
~Claudia
Not at all, amore! Being a burlesque performer is an art that requires discipline, dedication, and a positive mental attitude towards your body and yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do it! If you want to be a glamorous, famous and talented burlesque performer, you have to put your mind, body and soul to it. Go for it, I’m sure you’ll do just fine!
~Claudia
Secluded Haystack
Not a confession, but where are the Evie confessions on Secluded Haystack?! C’mon, I can’t be the only gay girl that is desperate for a talented writer to post something. I beg you fellow sinners, do a gay girl a solid please. I’m terrible at writing, otherwise I’d do it.
February 23, 2016
I’ve honestly always wanted to write something for Evie, but nothing’s really popped in my mind until now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I can’t promise a timeframe (because I can be terribly slow when it comes to writing), so to anyone who loves Evie, please help a girl out! ♥️
~ Signora Paola
Secluded Haystack
I’m currently writing a Jacob modern AU Drabble thing for the haystack and I’m wondering whether to come off anon- but after reading Signora Paola’s stuff I feel my smut is more than less of worth to this wonderful smutty haystack, and it would be better if I remained masked for the terrible smut that might ensue…. O.o
February 23, 2016Awww, please don’t say that! Please don’t compare your work with others’ unless it’s for inspiration. (´∀｀)♡ We all started somewhere and practise really does work wonders!
Please do it for him ~
~ Signora Paola
Secluded Haystack
I’m laughing so hard rn at anon’s ‘nugget fucker 3000’ because I always do the same thing with weird names like ‘bitch u thought’, ‘illuminati’ and other fucked up things
February 23, 2016What, no ‘Boobarella’ or ‘Sir Cums-a-Lot’? You need to stick with the blog’s dirty theme and all. ( ᐛ )و
~ Signora Paola (who’s partial to ‘Bolt Vanderhuge’ and ‘Crunch Buttsteak’ herself)
Secluded Haystack
oMG so on the subject of names, i had never been to the haystack before and the first story i read was the phone call and i didn’t know why the page wanted my name so i entered a ridiculous phrase instead, thinking it was spam. i can’t convey how hard i laughed when i got to “you’re such a naughty girl, nugget fucker 3000.” “beg for my cock, nugget fucker 3000.” “language, nugget fucker 3000, remember where you are…” oh man i’m dying laughing again i’m so sorry XD
February 23, 2016Oh, didn’t you see the “Javascript enabled; the page will prompt you a few questions important to the story” notice? I am disappoint.
~ Signora Paola
Secluded Haystack
I love that Connor smut ya’ll recently posted. It was fluffy in a way and to be honest I’m insecure when it comes with me showing off my body, and Connor’s comfort is so soothing. I want someone to be that understanding and calming like that—so much trust and intension. I love it. Thank god for whoever wrote it, it was very sexy yet passionate and arouse-able I should say haha!
February 23, 2016
I’m very sure that the one who wrote it is so delighted to hear your wonderful comment. ♥️ It’s never confirmed, but I think it’s pretty much canon that Connor would be a very caring and considerate lover who would unleash his wild side if needed 8D
~ Signora Paola
Secluded Haystack
Are you ladies able to see the names or hair/eye colors that readers put in the fics of the secluded haystack? xD
February 22, 2016Unfortunately, no. Kind of wish we can now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1) I have a D/s kink, too, to be honest. ;D As for any recommendation I can’t think of anything right now. Perhaps our lovely patrons know of any fanfic or drabble with similar themes? 😀
2) Well, it wouldn’t really be a part 2. More like the ‘Director’s Cut’ because the whole thing was originally a lot longer in my mind. XD; It would likely also be uploaded on the Haystack, but it would be like a reader’s request special. 😀
3) …..Well now I’m actually thinking about it. 8D I’m actually thinking of including it on the director’s cut version I just mentioned.
4) My friend… I understand completely. I posted this on my personal blog because I was going through the exact same thing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for your kind words! I don’t write that much, so it’s really heartwarming to hear your comments. ♥️
Love,
~ Signora Paola